Rachel Kane
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Podcast Appearances
We don't do it like that.
We talk it out and whatever.
Or do I listen to the other guy on the shoulder and do I just like go with it and see what happens?
I listen to him.
So I wait for them to get this all set, and they had an Easter basket that, mind you, I had lovingly filled like months before.
But they took that Easter basket, and they filled it with stuffed animals, and they tied a rope to it, and they swung it over the banister of our stairs.
And their plan was to do that every time I walked by, right, until they got me.
And so I walked past.
I walked past the first time and they missed, which does not surprise me.
My son plays basketball now and he's not good.
But they missed.
I walked back again and they missed again.
I did that eight fucking times.
until finally it hit my shoulder and that was it.
I couldn't do it again.
That was the one, right?
So I just swung back.
Now I'm an English teacher, so I've got some Shakespeare in me.