Rachel Kane

It's called Home Alone.

Yeah.

It's great, it's one of the best.

So I brought this home, my kids watched it, they loved it.

And it turned out to be a real bad movie to show them.

Because the next day they got real mad at me.

I had made cookies and I had told them, I'm a real bitch here, I had told them, you have to wait till they cool before you can have them.

And they lost their goddamn minds.

I mean, just lost it.

They stormed out of the room, they slammed themselves against the wall on the other side of the wall where I was holding clothes, and they plotted their revenge.

And they were at this perfect age where they didn't realize this complicated scientific theory that noise travels.

And they were also really horrible at whispering.

And so I heard everything.

And everything was they were gonna murder me.

Yeah, like full-on Macaulay Culkin murder me.

And so I'm sitting there and I have this dilemma, right?

Do I get up?

Do I walk over there?

Do I kneel down?

Do I tell them softly, that's not how we handle our big feelings.