Rachel Scanlon

I'm trying to picture you in my mind.

Well, in this story.

Well, in this story.

Well, in this story.

Okay, so young 20s.

Okay, so young 20s.

Okay, so young 20s.

And you're like, I'll get the strap on my own.

And you're like, I'll get the strap on my own.

And you're like, I'll get the strap on my own.

Happy 22nd birthday.

Happy 22nd birthday.

Happy 22nd birthday.

So we've all done this.

So we've all done this.

So we've all done this.

I do feel like across the board, every woman deserves oral on her birthday. And I'm always saying that. Until the day I die. Name of the pod, oral on your birthday. Yeah. Happy birthday. Here's...

I do feel like across the board, every woman deserves oral on her birthday. And I'm always saying that. Until the day I die. Name of the pod, oral on your birthday. Yeah. Happy birthday. Here's...

I do feel like across the board, every woman deserves oral on her birthday. And I'm always saying that. Until the day I die. Name of the pod, oral on your birthday. Yeah. Happy birthday. Here's...

Here's my tongue. Wow.