Rachel Scanlon

First of all, HIPAA, a real pain in the ass.

I'm trying to goss at Christmas.

i will say doctors are like hey man i do have one doctor yeah that does spill the tea shouldn't do that and i know they shouldn't but i do love hearing the goss but you're not allowed you're not allowed to this is what i want but i want to complain when you don't spill the tea yeah but if you're a doctor and you do now i don't like that either shame on you i can't be pleased i want the tea but don't you dare tell me hippa hippa sick anyways

I have to tell you something.

I've been hanging out with my god baby who's too young and she's learning things.

She's learning like she'll come up to me and she'll be like, what's your dad's name?

She comes up to my wife.

She goes, who lives here?

You know what I mean?

Because she's always like running around.

I can tell what she's learning in her books or wherever the fuck she learns because she'll ask me.

She'll be like, what's your sister's name?

She's learning family.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

She's learning, like, how old are you?

Because I'm sure everyone's asking her.

She's like, when's your birthday?

Like, she's like, whatever.

She's like, you want to see my arabesque?