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Rachel Scanlon

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6194 total appearances

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Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

It is.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

It is the mark of a bisexual.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

And I think at this point, it is.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

That is the mark.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

That's the realest thing you've ever said.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

Well, then how come you only kind of laughed?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

It might not be laughing loud.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

But there's a lot happening in my pants.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

There is a tornado.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

Don't say tornado.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

On the outside, the waters may be calm.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

But within, there is a hurricane.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

Dude, I was watching a preview for a movie.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

Yeah.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

They had our type of joke three times and I literally was like, I know a listener wrote this.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

Wait, what is the joke?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

It was something like, it was somebody being like, we've come too far to go back now.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

And the other one was like, toot fart?

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

And he was like, no, I thought you said we've come to fart.

Two Dykes And A Mic
#348 - The Real Gay Housewives

And I'm like, I can't believe that Mackenzie Goodwin wrote this and never told me.