Rachel Webster

Rachel spotted it. Great idea. Good eyes. I might be turning into a Maxine. This is sweet. I want to get this for her. How long have we... We've been here for 12 minutes and we bought something.

Rachel spotted it. Great idea. Good eyes. I might be turning into a Maxine. This is sweet. I want to get this for her. How long have we... We've been here for 12 minutes and we bought something.

I managed to make it through one entire lap of the store without finding anything for myself. But eventually, I too was mesmerized by the Macs when we hit the home organization aisle, a particularly weak point for me.

I managed to make it through one entire lap of the store without finding anything for myself. But eventually, I too was mesmerized by the Macs when we hit the home organization aisle, a particularly weak point for me.

And it has the labels. I saw a large lacquer bin with dozens of individual drawers built in. What are you putting in there? Various things. What various things? Where were those various things living until now? Or did I need to buy new various things to fill it with? If you think you're going to put something in every single one of those compartments, then I think you should get it.

And it has the labels. I saw a large lacquer bin with dozens of individual drawers built in. What are you putting in there? Various things. What various things? Where were those various things living until now? Or did I need to buy new various things to fill it with? If you think you're going to put something in every single one of those compartments, then I think you should get it.

I immediately tried to justify everything about this locker bin. You guys think it's a lot of money, but see, here's the deal. First of all, you can never find these already built. Usually it would take you like hours to build it. I think I could even have one in my house. There is a psychotic part of my brain where the minute I decide to buy one thing, a switch flips.

I immediately tried to justify everything about this locker bin. You guys think it's a lot of money, but see, here's the deal. First of all, you can never find these already built. Usually it would take you like hours to build it. I think I could even have one in my house. There is a psychotic part of my brain where the minute I decide to buy one thing, a switch flips.

And now I have to buy multiple things. And so should everyone else.

And now I have to buy multiple things. And so should everyone else.

I always think art supplies are a good investment in your life. You could put them in one of these containers if you want. Perfect. God, what if we both buy stuff, Jamie? Oh, my God. So after an hour, we finally rattled our wagons full of treasures to the checkout area. 30 minutes after we were going to check out, we're actually checking out.

I always think art supplies are a good investment in your life. You could put them in one of these containers if you want. Perfect. God, what if we both buy stuff, Jamie? Oh, my God. So after an hour, we finally rattled our wagons full of treasures to the checkout area. 30 minutes after we were going to check out, we're actually checking out.

Oh, my God. It's like a gauntlet. Cashier number 10, please.

Oh, my God. It's like a gauntlet. Cashier number 10, please.

And everyone approached the counter with glee, except me. As I stepped up to the register, I glanced out at the nearby windows where the sunshine reflected on the glass and a bright blue sky framed the great outdoors, a.k.a. the parking lot. And suddenly, I snapped out of this impulsive pursuit to embark on some unnecessary home organization plans.

And everyone approached the counter with glee, except me. As I stepped up to the register, I glanced out at the nearby windows where the sunshine reflected on the glass and a bright blue sky framed the great outdoors, a.k.a. the parking lot. And suddenly, I snapped out of this impulsive pursuit to embark on some unnecessary home organization plans.

What was I going to do with two giant plastic containers? I hate plastic. I'm not getting them. I'm just not going to get them. No, I'm not. Okay, I'm sorry. I just realized that I can't deal with this today. So I apologized profusely to an unimpressed cashier. Thank you so much. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.

What was I going to do with two giant plastic containers? I hate plastic. I'm not getting them. I'm just not going to get them. No, I'm not. Okay, I'm sorry. I just realized that I can't deal with this today. So I apologized profusely to an unimpressed cashier. Thank you so much. I'm so sorry. Oh, my God.

As I awkwardly loaded the giant locker bins into an overflowing pile of other last-minute discards, where was all this stuff going to go? Oh, thank you. Sorry.

As I awkwardly loaded the giant locker bins into an overflowing pile of other last-minute discards, where was all this stuff going to go? Oh, thank you. Sorry.