Rachel

So after all that traveling, he never found an old vampire or anyone that was special or had any gifts of interest, which is so funny because he's like, everybody was fucking lame on all my traveling.

He's been gone for, we have to assume, somewhere between 20 to 30 years.

And just being like, oh yeah, everybody was fucking boring.

Crazy.

Wild.

Have you ever traveled with somebody that, like, doesn't, is, like, a super pessimist and isn't really that into traveling?

Yeah.

It is really rough.

That's giving that energy right now.

Like, ugh.

Yeah, and you're like, oh, my God, just let's go to the car.

Like, whatever.

Like, I don't even drink like that, but at this point I need a fucking drink, okay?

Genuinely.

So the vampires in Rome, Venice, and Florence all adapted with the times, we find out.

And I'm guessing it's because, like, those are, like...

heavily touristy areas you know yeah lots of lots more foot traffic yeah so i'm guessing that those would be the places you know new york city is not like staying back at the times you know what i mean like they're they're adapting they're adapting there's too much fucking foot traffic there right like i'm imagining that they're like yeah new york city's in the dark ages how how impossible literally so um

They tend to dress in outfits from the year they were born and...

But as if like they were the royalty of that time, which to me, hilarious, because I'm imagining right now, like, go with me here.

But like your bestie is like a vampire from like the 1800s.