Rachel

So they're dressed in like royal garb from the 1800s.

And then you're dressed like fucking Kate Middleton.

Okay.

Hilarious.

And like, don't get me wrong, Kate Middleton, decent style.

I'm not mad about it.

sure but also those together those together not good very confusing in fact i would be like listen bestie i understand that like that the vibe is you know ball gown but we are just going to subway so genuinely that you're gonna need to do something about this whole thing you have going on here

Sorry, I'm going to be wearing pants and I feel like the royal line is not allowed to wear pants for some reason.

We do find out that the theater of the vampires is a huge scandal in the vampire world because of course it would be.

There's probably not much to gossip about in the vampire world.

yeah yeah it has to get to a point where it's like also you can read every single thing and every thought they've ever had so like your small talk at that point has to be like the most deep meaningful conversations that you're like oh i see that trauma that you had when you were immortal at 13 and you're like i also see your trauma that you had uh when you died and became immortal like that's gotta be small silence like

yeah like as much as i love to travel i also love to come home you know what i mean and like there's this little feeling that like when you're a vampire you that you can't ever come home yeah that doesn't exist yeah and i just can't imagine like i don't know what i would do without my comfy little couch my cat toes by the fire you know what i mean like

daylight's one thing i don't need daylight honestly i mean i do i do love to be outside but like i'm cool if the outside's at nighttime right you know i'm not like that prone to needing the sun but like the idea of cutting off everybody i know and love is not something i would be able to manage i think yeah i agree

Like, we're just going to all have to work that out.

Like, maybe the whole group becomes vampires.

I don't know.

I mean, yeah.

Yeah.

Like, Rachel, you created a coven 15 minutes into being a vampire.

And I'm like, what the fuck was I supposed to do?