Rachelle Hampton

That TMZ shot of her walking up the elevator, her face just absolutely so angry. Beyonce in the background trying to look serious, but you can see her smiling a little bit because she was like, someone had to do it and I couldn't do it. And then Jay-Z just in the background, head down.

The way there was a bodyguard in the elevator and Solange still got her licks in.

The way there was a bodyguard in the elevator and Solange still got her licks in.

No, exactly. She's like, I gotta give this dress back. This was a rental. I don't condone violence publicly. However... That was iconic. I love Solange. The love of a little sister for her big sister. I don't know because I don't have sisters, but I've seen it play out.

No, exactly. She's like, I gotta give this dress back. This was a rental. I don't condone violence publicly. However... That was iconic. I love Solange. The love of a little sister for her big sister. I don't know because I don't have sisters, but I've seen it play out.

So the last question is, I'm running for political office against my boss's best friend. How do I tell my boss?

So the last question is, I'm running for political office against my boss's best friend. How do I tell my boss?

My instinctive reaction, which is maybe not helpful in this situation, is you don't owe that bitch anything. They'll find out when they go vote or whenever they see the campaigning slogans. They'll figure it out. Why do you have to tell your boss about your political aspirations? Your boss's best friend. Who is that to you? Right. And it's not on company time. Right.

My instinctive reaction, which is maybe not helpful in this situation, is you don't owe that bitch anything. They'll find out when they go vote or whenever they see the campaigning slogans. They'll figure it out. Why do you have to tell your boss about your political aspirations? Your boss's best friend. Who is that to you? Right. And it's not on company time. Right.

So our collective choice is don't tell that person.

So our collective choice is don't tell that person.

Do you want to hear my platform?

Do you want to hear my platform?

Remind them when voting day is. Remind them where their local polling station is. Tell them local elections are very important, the most important. Very. The most important, especially in these times. Become a poll worker. Vote in your local elections. But other than that... Don't tell them. You don't have to tell them shit.

Remind them when voting day is. Remind them where their local polling station is. Tell them local elections are very important, the most important. Very. The most important, especially in these times. Become a poll worker. Vote in your local elections. But other than that... Don't tell them. You don't have to tell them shit.

Exactly. Wow.

Exactly. Wow.

Wow. I really wasn't sure how we would reach a quorum on that last question, but I'm proud of us. We immediately were both just like, you don't owe that bitch shit. But now onto the part that y'all have all been waiting for, which is the gossip. We've got some little tidbits that have been gathered for us and we're both so excited. You might recognize the voices reading these morsels.

Wow. I really wasn't sure how we would reach a quorum on that last question, but I'm proud of us. We immediately were both just like, you don't owe that bitch shit. But now onto the part that y'all have all been waiting for, which is the gossip. We've got some little tidbits that have been gathered for us and we're both so excited. You might recognize the voices reading these morsels.

Thank you so much to J. Tolviera and Alex Ujong-Loughlin for lending your incredible voice acting chops to this episode. Let's hear the first one.