Rachelle Hampton

But this time, Josie has a secret weapon. Josie knows everyone, including the AV guy. Oh, hell yeah. People who are expected to be carrying metal equipment, such as speakers and microphones, and perhaps a deconstructed hot plate.

But this time, Josie has a secret weapon. Josie knows everyone, including the AV guy. Oh, hell yeah. People who are expected to be carrying metal equipment, such as speakers and microphones, and perhaps a deconstructed hot plate.

This is seeming like a good situation to me.

This is seeming like a good situation to me.

On the last cruise, Josie helped the head AV guy, Tim, through a really rough breakup because every breakup at sea is very rough. Oh, no. Tim was dating a guy at the meat carving station who, to be fair, was really hot. His arms were really toned from carving meat and they were covered in beautiful Americana tattoos of mermaids and sirens.

On the last cruise, Josie helped the head AV guy, Tim, through a really rough breakup because every breakup at sea is very rough. Oh, no. Tim was dating a guy at the meat carving station who, to be fair, was really hot. His arms were really toned from carving meat and they were covered in beautiful Americana tattoos of mermaids and sirens.

But what this meant was that when he and Tim broke up, that Josie was basically forced into being a vegetarian for the last two months of the cruise because she could no longer go to the meat carving station. So Tim owes her. Yeah. Okay. Okay. He agrees to smuggle in a hot plate and covertly deliver it to her room. We are bartering goods and services, therapy in exchange for minor crimes.

But what this meant was that when he and Tim broke up, that Josie was basically forced into being a vegetarian for the last two months of the cruise because she could no longer go to the meat carving station. So Tim owes her. Yeah. Okay. Okay. He agrees to smuggle in a hot plate and covertly deliver it to her room. We are bartering goods and services, therapy in exchange for minor crimes.

This is the future liberals want. Hell yeah. Solidarity within community. Exactly. Do you see anything wrong with this plan?

This is the future liberals want. Hell yeah. Solidarity within community. Exactly. Do you see anything wrong with this plan?

So Josie, she's like, it's worth it for this hockey. It'll change my life. She gets to her room on board. She's like sweating bullets on her way through security. She's chatting with the security guys like, yeah, nice to see you. I had a good break. Bye. So she gets to her room. She's going through the drawer. She's searching under the duvet. She can't find the hot plate.

So Josie, she's like, it's worth it for this hockey. It'll change my life. She gets to her room on board. She's like sweating bullets on her way through security. She's chatting with the security guys like, yeah, nice to see you. I had a good break. Bye. So she gets to her room. She's going through the drawer. She's searching under the duvet. She can't find the hot plate.

And she's like, have I failed yet again? Oh, no. Has Tim failed me? Tim. Did I provide free therapy for nothing?

And she's like, have I failed yet again? Oh, no. Has Tim failed me? Tim. Did I provide free therapy for nothing?

But then she looks from the closet and there on a high shelf is the hot plate. Oh, my God. Josie's like, wow, Tim did a great job hiding this. She's basking in the glow of her victory, her first successful smuggling. When Tim knocks on her door and he's like, here's your hot plate. Josie's like, what?

But then she looks from the closet and there on a high shelf is the hot plate. Oh, my God. Josie's like, wow, Tim did a great job hiding this. She's basking in the glow of her victory, her first successful smuggling. When Tim knocks on her door and he's like, here's your hot plate. Josie's like, what?

So something I forgot to mention is that when you board a ship as a performer, you go into the cabin of the person who had the role before you. So if you're the musical director, you go into the cabin of the last cast musical director. And standard cruise practice is that anything left behind is yours to keep or give away.

So something I forgot to mention is that when you board a ship as a performer, you go into the cabin of the person who had the role before you. So if you're the musical director, you go into the cabin of the last cast musical director. And standard cruise practice is that anything left behind is yours to keep or give away.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She's just going to give her the hot plate?

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. She's just going to give her the hot plate?