Rachelle Hampton

Exactly. Josie is also smart. She knows it's about to be a long contract. And Josie also knows something important about Mira, which is that Mira somehow always manages to smuggle edibles onto the ship. Oh. And crew aren't allowed to drink while they're on the job. There are random breathalyzers while you're working. And technically, there are random drug tests.

Exactly. Josie is also smart. She knows it's about to be a long contract. And Josie also knows something important about Mira, which is that Mira somehow always manages to smuggle edibles onto the ship. Oh. And crew aren't allowed to drink while they're on the job. There are random breathalyzers while you're working. And technically, there are random drug tests.

But Josie and Mira know that they're pretty rare. They really only happen if security is suspicious.

But Josie and Mira know that they're pretty rare. They really only happen if security is suspicious.

Floating princess! So Josie would like some edibles to get her through this experience. And she also knows that Mira could really use a hot plate because she's a singer. Okay. Okay. And the thing is, Mira can be a bit of a diva.

Floating princess! So Josie would like some edibles to get her through this experience. And she also knows that Mira could really use a hot plate because she's a singer. Okay. Okay. And the thing is, Mira can be a bit of a diva.

It's because she cares. She wants to be in kinky boots. This is just a stepping stone to something bigger. But Josie's been around the block enough to know that Mira's never going to be in kinky boots. Yeah. She doesn't want to crush Mira's dreams, and she wants Mira to feel valued as a performer because for a crew singer, Mira is pretty talented.

It's because she cares. She wants to be in kinky boots. This is just a stepping stone to something bigger. But Josie's been around the block enough to know that Mira's never going to be in kinky boots. Yeah. She doesn't want to crush Mira's dreams, and she wants Mira to feel valued as a performer because for a crew singer, Mira is pretty talented.

So this trade is also a bit of an ego boost for Mira. Star treatment. Protect your precious voice, queen.

So this trade is also a bit of an ego boost for Mira. Star treatment. Protect your precious voice, queen.

So the trade is done. Mira rich in hot water and ramen. Josie rich in edibles. And the crew sets off. Vibe check. Kelsey, how are you feeling so far? Do you foresee any problems?

So the trade is done. Mira rich in hot water and ramen. Josie rich in edibles. And the crew sets off. Vibe check. Kelsey, how are you feeling so far? Do you foresee any problems?

Everyone's already fucked each other, broken up, gone back together and broken up again. Mira ran out of edibles at the end of the fourth month.

Everyone's already fucked each other, broken up, gone back together and broken up again. Mira ran out of edibles at the end of the fourth month.

Josie managed to make hers last through month six, but now it's month eight. Yeah. Tensions are high. Enemies have formed. Vibes are not good. Everyone wants to go home and everyone is holding on by a thread. Josie's seen this happen before and is at the point where she's spending most of her time in her room. Okay.

Josie managed to make hers last through month six, but now it's month eight. Yeah. Tensions are high. Enemies have formed. Vibes are not good. Everyone wants to go home and everyone is holding on by a thread. Josie's seen this happen before and is at the point where she's spending most of her time in her room. Okay.

But that doesn't protect her from the slow descent into chaos or from Mira's ego being inflated by rich and drunk passengers. Oh, no. Every heart doctor on this boat is like, you're the best singer I've ever heard. Exactly. Josie's trying to walk a fine line of praising Mira and keeping her humble. But Mira does not make this easy. Sure. Oh, no. What? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

But that doesn't protect her from the slow descent into chaos or from Mira's ego being inflated by rich and drunk passengers. Oh, no. Every heart doctor on this boat is like, you're the best singer I've ever heard. Exactly. Josie's trying to walk a fine line of praising Mira and keeping her humble. But Mira does not make this easy. Sure. Oh, no. What? Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

And the thing is, Mira always wants to talk with Josie after every show. Oh, for what she calls feedback, but is basically a demand for new and highly specific praise from Josie. And when Josie's compliments are too similar, Mira gets despondent and spends the next performance on the verge of tears. Oh, no. So our girl Josie's tired. Yeah, she's exhausted. She's exhausted.

And the thing is, Mira always wants to talk with Josie after every show. Oh, for what she calls feedback, but is basically a demand for new and highly specific praise from Josie. And when Josie's compliments are too similar, Mira gets despondent and spends the next performance on the verge of tears. Oh, no. So our girl Josie's tired. Yeah, she's exhausted. She's exhausted.