Rachelle Hampton

Not this ponytail. No. Indigo lets out a dramatic gasp. Madeline stands up because she can sense what's about to happen next. As can everyone else in the halfle theater who had fully dropped with the polite pretense of not paying attention to this interaction. The mysterious Steve draws himself up imperiously. But then he says to Nicole, I'm making you disappear. Get the fuck out.

Oh, for a moment, Nicole looks shocked and then she's like, fuck your magic show and storms out. This is going to sound like a non sequitur, but I swear it's going to make sense. I recently lit a kitchen towel on fire while I was cooking dinner for a friend and she had to help me put it out because I just fully froze. I was just like, oh, my God, this towel's on fire.

Oh, for a moment, Nicole looks shocked and then she's like, fuck your magic show and storms out. This is going to sound like a non sequitur, but I swear it's going to make sense. I recently lit a kitchen towel on fire while I was cooking dinner for a friend and she had to help me put it out because I just fully froze. I was just like, oh, my God, this towel's on fire.

Anyway, as soon as the fire was out, I knew this was going to be something we would reference forever. And now every so often we text each other like, remember when that kitchen towel was on fire? It was so on fire, right? Yeah. Have you had a moment like this with a friend before where something happens and you're immediately like, this is lore now?

Anyway, as soon as the fire was out, I knew this was going to be something we would reference forever. And now every so often we text each other like, remember when that kitchen towel was on fire? It was so on fire, right? Yeah. Have you had a moment like this with a friend before where something happens and you're immediately like, this is lore now?

Madeline and Nicole know they're going to be dining out on this experience with Mysterious Steve for at least two years minimum. This is the funniest thing that's happened to them in months. Getting kicked out of the Mysterious Steve show is almost even better than seeing the Mysterious Steve show. Our two ladies immediately drive to a bar and order a pitcher of margaritas and a plate of wings.

Madeline and Nicole know they're going to be dining out on this experience with Mysterious Steve for at least two years minimum. This is the funniest thing that's happened to them in months. Getting kicked out of the Mysterious Steve show is almost even better than seeing the Mysterious Steve show. Our two ladies immediately drive to a bar and order a pitcher of margaritas and a plate of wings.

And they spend two hours picking over the experience, which lasted about 15 minutes to be clear. Yeah. They're like, did you see his ponytail? And what about all the turquoise? And who the fuck is Fabulous Matt? Somewhere between their second and third round of margaritas, Madeline and Nicole decide to leave a review for the show on Facebook. Are you someone who leaves online reviews?

And they spend two hours picking over the experience, which lasted about 15 minutes to be clear. Yeah. They're like, did you see his ponytail? And what about all the turquoise? And who the fuck is Fabulous Matt? Somewhere between their second and third round of margaritas, Madeline and Nicole decide to leave a review for the show on Facebook. Are you someone who leaves online reviews?

So, Mysterious Steve's show has about 150 reviews, and most of them are five stars. The reviews read like, the part with the cactus, just wow. And I still don't understand what Mysterious Steve did with those handcuffs. And the crow section was crazy. And a few that were like, incredible to still have abs at Steve's age. What? Drop the workout routine.

So, Mysterious Steve's show has about 150 reviews, and most of them are five stars. The reviews read like, the part with the cactus, just wow. And I still don't understand what Mysterious Steve did with those handcuffs. And the crow section was crazy. And a few that were like, incredible to still have abs at Steve's age. What? Drop the workout routine.

It's an adult magic show.

It's an adult magic show.

The ones that are three or four stars all have responses from the Mysterious Steve Facebook page that alleges the reviewer never actually saw the show. All to say Nicole and Madeline get a real sense of joy from writing their one-star review. They write, They write that as soon as they were made aware of this honest mistake, they tried to rectify it by putting the water bottle in their car.

The ones that are three or four stars all have responses from the Mysterious Steve Facebook page that alleges the reviewer never actually saw the show. All to say Nicole and Madeline get a real sense of joy from writing their one-star review. They write, They write that as soon as they were made aware of this honest mistake, they tried to rectify it by putting the water bottle in their car.

But upon returning to the theater, a member of their party was accosted by the mysterious thief. And then they end their review with this. We came for a night of fun and instead we were treated horribly by everyone involved. Who kicks people out of a magic show? What do you think of this review?

But upon returning to the theater, a member of their party was accosted by the mysterious thief. And then they end their review with this. We came for a night of fun and instead we were treated horribly by everyone involved. Who kicks people out of a magic show? What do you think of this review?

It's true. Nicole and Madeline are both just mostly impressed with their ability to properly punctuate after two rounds of margaritas. So they order another and then grab a cab back to Grandma Jean's place. It's once they've gotten back to Grandma Jean's place that Madeline realizes she has received a bunch of calls over Facebook from the mysterious Steve.

It's true. Nicole and Madeline are both just mostly impressed with their ability to properly punctuate after two rounds of margaritas. So they order another and then grab a cab back to Grandma Jean's place. It's once they've gotten back to Grandma Jean's place that Madeline realizes she has received a bunch of calls over Facebook from the mysterious Steve.

The Mysterious Steve has called Madeline so many times and then finally sent her a block of text over Facebook Messenger. Would you like to hear what the Mysterious Steve had to say?