Rachelle Hampton

And then there's the blogs, just dozens of them, each more niche than the last. But Morgan doesn't really give a shit about any of those because to her, like a real newspaper kid, the only real game in town is the student newspaper. And it's true that the newspaper is the campus's longest running publication, but that's not why Morgan joined the paper.

And then there's the blogs, just dozens of them, each more niche than the last. But Morgan doesn't really give a shit about any of those because to her, like a real newspaper kid, the only real game in town is the student newspaper. And it's true that the newspaper is the campus's longest running publication, but that's not why Morgan joined the paper.

She joined the paper because of all the school's various publications. The paper throws the best parties. And that's because one of the established duties of the editor-in-chief of the student newspaper is to preside over the weekly parties after close. So at the school, the editor-in-chief of the newspaper is always a senior. And all those campus seniors typically had the sweetest housing deals.

She joined the paper because of all the school's various publications. The paper throws the best parties. And that's because one of the established duties of the editor-in-chief of the student newspaper is to preside over the weekly parties after close. So at the school, the editor-in-chief of the newspaper is always a senior. And all those campus seniors typically had the sweetest housing deals.

And this year's editor-in-chief, Grant, had the sweetest housing deal of them all. Grant is tall with that kind of floppy hair that made everyone's heart go pitter-patter. Yeah. He's still dating his high school sweetheart, and everyone on the paper calls them mom and dad.

And this year's editor-in-chief, Grant, had the sweetest housing deal of them all. Grant is tall with that kind of floppy hair that made everyone's heart go pitter-patter. Yeah. He's still dating his high school sweetheart, and everyone on the paper calls them mom and dad.

Because Grant has family money, the townhouse he rented was not only decently upkept, but for a college senior, it was also extremely well furnished. Like, there were multiple rugs. Oh. The chairs at the dining table, which was made of real wood, by the way, all matched. Morgan had even heard that Grant had a headboard and a nightstand.

Because Grant has family money, the townhouse he rented was not only decently upkept, but for a college senior, it was also extremely well furnished. Like, there were multiple rugs. Oh. The chairs at the dining table, which was made of real wood, by the way, all matched. Morgan had even heard that Grant had a headboard and a nightstand.

Satya, get a nightstand.

Satya, get a nightstand.

That's true. You're very busy. Nothing impressed Morgan more in Grant's apartment, though, than the couch. Satya, tell me about your first couch.

That's true. You're very busy. Nothing impressed Morgan more in Grant's apartment, though, than the couch. Satya, tell me about your first couch.

When did you realize how expensive couches were?

When did you realize how expensive couches were?

That sounds so comfortable. Custom furniture is so chic. It's fun. Oh, my God.

That sounds so comfortable. Custom furniture is so chic. It's fun. Oh, my God.

Yeah. So I didn't know that until a few years after college when I was considering replacing the couch that my parents gave me for free. And I was just like, I've had this for so long. It's like 10 years old. I should get a new one. And then I looked at couch prices and I was like, never mind. I will not be getting a new one.

Yeah. So I didn't know that until a few years after college when I was considering replacing the couch that my parents gave me for free. And I was just like, I've had this for so long. It's like 10 years old. I should get a new one. And then I looked at couch prices and I was like, never mind. I will not be getting a new one.

But our girl Morgan is precocious because she's spent so much time on aesthetic Tumblr. She has a real eye for furniture. And she also knows just how expensive it is, which is why when she sees Grant's couch for the first time, she almost cries. It's big. and velvet and marine blue. And it's so, so, so comfortable. It's the kind of couch where sitting on it immediately puts you at ease.

But our girl Morgan is precocious because she's spent so much time on aesthetic Tumblr. She has a real eye for furniture. And she also knows just how expensive it is, which is why when she sees Grant's couch for the first time, she almost cries. It's big. and velvet and marine blue. And it's so, so, so comfortable. It's the kind of couch where sitting on it immediately puts you at ease.