Rachelle Hampton

The Mysterious Steve has called Madeline so many times and then finally sent her a block of text over Facebook Messenger. Would you like to hear what the Mysterious Steve had to say?

He wrote, Dear Madeline, how surprising that you've chosen to write a review for a theatrical experience you've yet to see. We here at Mysterious Steve's Mystery Palace treasure all perspectives. Still, I think we can both agree that it's only fair to evaluate something after experiencing it firsthand. I, too, find it regrettable that our interactions weren't as cordial as they should have been.

He wrote, Dear Madeline, how surprising that you've chosen to write a review for a theatrical experience you've yet to see. We here at Mysterious Steve's Mystery Palace treasure all perspectives. Still, I think we can both agree that it's only fair to evaluate something after experiencing it firsthand. I, too, find it regrettable that our interactions weren't as cordial as they should have been.

However, we locate the blame in different places. You did not apologize and were very rude. We hope that you will reflect on the incident and choose to communicate more politely in the future. No one likes to feel left out. I understand this may be difficult for you.

However, we locate the blame in different places. You did not apologize and were very rude. We hope that you will reflect on the incident and choose to communicate more politely in the future. No one likes to feel left out. I understand this may be difficult for you.

I don't sense that you're the type of person who wants to ruin lives, but the review you wrote isn't justified because you haven't seen the show. Additionally, it's hurting my business, the thing that provides food for my family. I kindly ask you to remove it. Huge news! Our Dowager Queen, Kelsey McKinney, wrote a New York Times best-selling book of beautiful essays about gossip.

I don't sense that you're the type of person who wants to ruin lives, but the review you wrote isn't justified because you haven't seen the show. Additionally, it's hurting my business, the thing that provides food for my family. I kindly ask you to remove it. Huge news! Our Dowager Queen, Kelsey McKinney, wrote a New York Times best-selling book of beautiful essays about gossip.

It's called You Didn't Hear This From Me, mostly true notes on gossip, and I am obsessed. It's about how we use gossip to learn about ourselves. It's about Britney Spears and Weston Caleb and Gilgamesh and Picasso. It's about how we use gossip to learn about ourselves. It's so fun. And not to be biased, but I kind of think it's pretty excellent.

It's called You Didn't Hear This From Me, mostly true notes on gossip, and I am obsessed. It's about how we use gossip to learn about ourselves. It's about Britney Spears and Weston Caleb and Gilgamesh and Picasso. It's about how we use gossip to learn about ourselves. It's so fun. And not to be biased, but I kind of think it's pretty excellent.

It's out right now in a hardback and a super sexy audiobook, which Kelsey narrates you can buy wherever you buy your books. You can also go to KelseyMcKinneyBook.com to see all retailers. So after receiving this text from the mysterious Steve, Malin and Nicole don't only decide not to remove their review. They decide to engage in a flame war over Facebook Messenger with the mysterious Steve.

It's out right now in a hardback and a super sexy audiobook, which Kelsey narrates you can buy wherever you buy your books. You can also go to KelseyMcKinneyBook.com to see all retailers. So after receiving this text from the mysterious Steve, Malin and Nicole don't only decide not to remove their review. They decide to engage in a flame war over Facebook Messenger with the mysterious Steve.

And it gets pretty heated.

And it gets pretty heated.

At one point, the mysterious Steve informs Madeline Nicole that he is one 18th Cherokee and accuses them of being racist. Oh, my God. Madeline's like, I didn't even speak a single word the whole time I was in the theater.

At one point, the mysterious Steve informs Madeline Nicole that he is one 18th Cherokee and accuses them of being racist. Oh, my God. Madeline's like, I didn't even speak a single word the whole time I was in the theater.

Eventually, Madeline and Nicole start feeling the three pitchers of margaritas and they get sleepy and they decide they're done fighting with this guy and they're like, time to go to bed. When they wake up, there are yet more Facebook messages and calls from the mysterious thieves. One of the messages even says that the police are looking for them. What? !

Eventually, Madeline and Nicole start feeling the three pitchers of margaritas and they get sleepy and they decide they're done fighting with this guy and they're like, time to go to bed. When they wake up, there are yet more Facebook messages and calls from the mysterious thieves. One of the messages even says that the police are looking for them. What? !

At this point, Madeline and Nicole are both sober and hungover and no longer feel like engaging.

At this point, Madeline and Nicole are both sober and hungover and no longer feel like engaging.

So Madeline blocks Mysterious D's Facebook page and the two go about their day, which includes visiting Grandma Jean at her extremely bougie senior living facility. Nicole and Madeline are regaling Grandma Jean with the story of their previous night. Grandma Jean is laughing until Madeline's like, yeah, and then he said the police are looking for us. Isn't that so funny?