Rachelle Hampton

Satya, get a nightstand.

That's true. You're very busy. Nothing impressed Morgan more in Grant's apartment, though, than the couch. Satya, tell me about your first couch.

That's true. You're very busy. Nothing impressed Morgan more in Grant's apartment, though, than the couch. Satya, tell me about your first couch.

When did you realize how expensive couches were?

When did you realize how expensive couches were?

That sounds so comfortable. Custom furniture is so chic. It's fun. Oh, my God.

That sounds so comfortable. Custom furniture is so chic. It's fun. Oh, my God.

Yeah. So I didn't know that until a few years after college when I was considering replacing the couch that my parents gave me for free. And I was just like, I've had this for so long. It's like 10 years old. I should get a new one. And then I looked at couch prices and I was like, never mind. I will not be getting a new one.

Yeah. So I didn't know that until a few years after college when I was considering replacing the couch that my parents gave me for free. And I was just like, I've had this for so long. It's like 10 years old. I should get a new one. And then I looked at couch prices and I was like, never mind. I will not be getting a new one.

But our girl Morgan is precocious because she's spent so much time on aesthetic Tumblr. She has a real eye for furniture. And she also knows just how expensive it is, which is why when she sees Grant's couch for the first time, she almost cries. It's big. and velvet and marine blue. And it's so, so, so comfortable. It's the kind of couch where sitting on it immediately puts you at ease.

But our girl Morgan is precocious because she's spent so much time on aesthetic Tumblr. She has a real eye for furniture. And she also knows just how expensive it is, which is why when she sees Grant's couch for the first time, she almost cries. It's big. and velvet and marine blue. And it's so, so, so comfortable. It's the kind of couch where sitting on it immediately puts you at ease.

And Morgan knows us very well because at every single party for the last year, she has spent the whole night glued to Grant's couch, which is also exactly how I operated a party. I will be locating a place to sit down and I will be holding court from there all night long. Correct.

And Morgan knows us very well because at every single party for the last year, she has spent the whole night glued to Grant's couch, which is also exactly how I operated a party. I will be locating a place to sit down and I will be holding court from there all night long. Correct.

Yeah, exactly. I will salute you from across the room. Morgan's love for this couch is so clear that halfway through the school year, when Morgan finally gives up the courage to ask Grant what he plans to do with it, Grant bequeaths the couch to her, which means...

Yeah, exactly. I will salute you from across the room. Morgan's love for this couch is so clear that halfway through the school year, when Morgan finally gives up the courage to ask Grant what he plans to do with it, Grant bequeaths the couch to her, which means...

That for every single Friday night for the past four months, when Morgan has been sitting down on that big blue couch, she has done so with the knowledge that she was going to own it one day. It's this knowledge that carries her through finals and the last close of the newspaper, which was particularly torturous because of Kobe.

That for every single Friday night for the past four months, when Morgan has been sitting down on that big blue couch, she has done so with the knowledge that she was going to own it one day. It's this knowledge that carries her through finals and the last close of the newspaper, which was particularly torturous because of Kobe.

Saatchi, if you had to describe the typical white man in media, how would you? Okay.

Saatchi, if you had to describe the typical white man in media, how would you? Okay.

Okay, so now imagine that, that image that you just had in your head. Yeah. Imagine that with an undeveloped prefrontal cortex. Yeah. So Kobe is Grant's roommate, which is maybe the only reason why anyone still talks to him. He's the newspaper's sports reporter.