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So when he doesn't show up, I'm sitting here going, well, I'll just fucking walk this thing down. So I'm heading down the driveway and my head's on a swivel because this guy's got so much junk. And the first thing I'm thinking about is if who's got this much stuff, he's probably got a dog to protect it. You know what I mean? I don't want to get bit. I'm on high alert.

So when he doesn't show up, I'm sitting here going, well, I'll just fucking walk this thing down. So I'm heading down the driveway and my head's on a swivel because this guy's got so much junk. And the first thing I'm thinking about is if who's got this much stuff, he's probably got a dog to protect it. You know what I mean? I don't want to get bit. I'm on high alert.

It's like sensory overload at this point. It's like November. So it's cold in Ohio and all the leaves are off the trees. It's kind of eerie, you know, walking down this drive.

It's like sensory overload at this point. It's like November. So it's cold in Ohio and all the leaves are off the trees. It's kind of eerie, you know, walking down this drive.

It's like sensory overload at this point. It's like November. So it's cold in Ohio and all the leaves are off the trees. It's kind of eerie, you know, walking down this drive.

For sure. Yeah. So I'm walking down there and I hear this radio playing from the house and it's 150, 200 yards away. So I don't think anything of it. I'm walking down there and the leaves are swirling and shit. It's just a creepy atmosphere. I get down there and I see this guy laying outside. It's like by a workbench. Blue collar people are always tinkering outside.

For sure. Yeah. So I'm walking down there and I hear this radio playing from the house and it's 150, 200 yards away. So I don't think anything of it. I'm walking down there and the leaves are swirling and shit. It's just a creepy atmosphere. I get down there and I see this guy laying outside. It's like by a workbench. Blue collar people are always tinkering outside.

For sure. Yeah. So I'm walking down there and I hear this radio playing from the house and it's 150, 200 yards away. So I don't think anything of it. I'm walking down there and the leaves are swirling and shit. It's just a creepy atmosphere. I get down there and I see this guy laying outside. It's like by a workbench. Blue collar people are always tinkering outside.

So I don't think anything of it. And so I yell his name out and he doesn't respond to me. And I'm like, well, maybe you can't hear because of the radio's on. I'm getting closer and all I see is his legs sticking out from this workbench.

So I don't think anything of it. And so I yell his name out and he doesn't respond to me. And I'm like, well, maybe you can't hear because of the radio's on. I'm getting closer and all I see is his legs sticking out from this workbench.

So I don't think anything of it. And so I yell his name out and he doesn't respond to me. And I'm like, well, maybe you can't hear because of the radio's on. I'm getting closer and all I see is his legs sticking out from this workbench.

Oh, no. So then I'm like, either this guy's dying right now or he's already dead.

Oh, no. So then I'm like, either this guy's dying right now or he's already dead.

Oh, no. So then I'm like, either this guy's dying right now or he's already dead.

Yeah. And then it's swirling. You're like, well, what the fuck do I do? I might have to save this guy's life. You know, I was a Boy Scout when I was a kid. I took a lifeguard class on a CPR, but that shit goes right out the window. So I get closer and get closer. This is where it gets fucked up. Wait, this is where it gets fucked up.

Yeah. And then it's swirling. You're like, well, what the fuck do I do? I might have to save this guy's life. You know, I was a Boy Scout when I was a kid. I took a lifeguard class on a CPR, but that shit goes right out the window. So I get closer and get closer. This is where it gets fucked up. Wait, this is where it gets fucked up.

Yeah. And then it's swirling. You're like, well, what the fuck do I do? I might have to save this guy's life. You know, I was a Boy Scout when I was a kid. I took a lifeguard class on a CPR, but that shit goes right out the window. So I get closer and get closer. This is where it gets fucked up. Wait, this is where it gets fucked up.

So he's got a lot of cats. I mean, they're everywhere. Top of the roof of the house. They're in like broke down washer and dryer that's in the yard. Wow. And they're all doing this weird meowing and shit. And I'm just like, what the fuck? So as I get closer, I definitely realize that he's dead. And when I get closer, the cats are up by his head and they are chewing. No! No! This is what's crazy.

So he's got a lot of cats. I mean, they're everywhere. Top of the roof of the house. They're in like broke down washer and dryer that's in the yard. Wow. And they're all doing this weird meowing and shit. And I'm just like, what the fuck? So as I get closer, I definitely realize that he's dead. And when I get closer, the cats are up by his head and they are chewing. No! No! This is what's crazy.

So he's got a lot of cats. I mean, they're everywhere. Top of the roof of the house. They're in like broke down washer and dryer that's in the yard. Wow. And they're all doing this weird meowing and shit. And I'm just like, what the fuck? So as I get closer, I definitely realize that he's dead. And when I get closer, the cats are up by his head and they are chewing. No! No! This is what's crazy.