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The day I responded, am I allowed to name drop the lady that got a hold of me through the email? Yeah, Emma. Okay. Props to Emma. Big props.

The day I responded, am I allowed to name drop the lady that got a hold of me through the email? Yeah, Emma. Okay. Props to Emma. Big props.

The day I responded, am I allowed to name drop the lady that got a hold of me through the email? Yeah, Emma. Okay. Props to Emma. Big props.

Absolutely. She did a great job. So... When I'm responding to this email, I like Theo Vaughn. A little quick thing pops up on my phone about him. And it's about cats will eat their owners if they die inside the house.

Absolutely. She did a great job. So... When I'm responding to this email, I like Theo Vaughn. A little quick thing pops up on my phone about him. And it's about cats will eat their owners if they die inside the house.

Absolutely. She did a great job. So... When I'm responding to this email, I like Theo Vaughn. A little quick thing pops up on my phone about him. And it's about cats will eat their owners if they die inside the house.

Yeah, he goes, they won't even wait. They'll just start. So I get up there. There's probably five to ten cats up there.

Yeah, he goes, they won't even wait. They'll just start. So I get up there. There's probably five to ten cats up there.

Yeah, he goes, they won't even wait. They'll just start. So I get up there. There's probably five to ten cats up there.

I just got like a brief look because I didn't want to see anymore, you know, and I could see what they were doing. And it just wasn't pretty. And I kind of like, you know, clap my hands a little bit. Just make them scatter. Shoot, scram, scram. And they did to a degree. And then at that point, I'm like, well, what the fuck do I do now? And I was like, well, I'll probably call the sheriff.

I just got like a brief look because I didn't want to see anymore, you know, and I could see what they were doing. And it just wasn't pretty. And I kind of like, you know, clap my hands a little bit. Just make them scatter. Shoot, scram, scram. And they did to a degree. And then at that point, I'm like, well, what the fuck do I do now? And I was like, well, I'll probably call the sheriff.

I just got like a brief look because I didn't want to see anymore, you know, and I could see what they were doing. And it just wasn't pretty. And I kind of like, you know, clap my hands a little bit. Just make them scatter. Shoot, scram, scram. And they did to a degree. And then at that point, I'm like, well, what the fuck do I do now? And I was like, well, I'll probably call the sheriff.

No, that never crossed my mind. Oh, my God.

No, that never crossed my mind. Oh, my God.

No, that never crossed my mind. Oh, my God.

Being in November, it was probably like 40-some degrees, so it probably preserved the body a little bit. And so when the sheriff showed up, or the deputy, he comes down. I don't mean to think this is funny, but he walks up and he goes, yep, he's dead. Oh.

Being in November, it was probably like 40-some degrees, so it probably preserved the body a little bit. And so when the sheriff showed up, or the deputy, he comes down. I don't mean to think this is funny, but he walks up and he goes, yep, he's dead. Oh.

Being in November, it was probably like 40-some degrees, so it probably preserved the body a little bit. And so when the sheriff showed up, or the deputy, he comes down. I don't mean to think this is funny, but he walks up and he goes, yep, he's dead. Oh.

And so he said it was probably a few days he was out there. You know, if this was August, you probably would have smelled him from the top of the driveway.

And so he said it was probably a few days he was out there. You know, if this was August, you probably would have smelled him from the top of the driveway.