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Ralph Barbosa

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2104 total appearances

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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

I'll tell you what. Next time you're in Dallas, you guys got to let me know. I'll take you to Aw Shucks. We'll get a boil, and we'll order some crawfish as well because what I like to do, their seasoning is really good. It's not overboard. It's good enough. Also, it's good with the crawfish. is that the little juice that accumulates at the bottom Excuse me, sorry.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

You'll crack open, like, I like to, at this point, I'm pretty fast at taking them out. I'll get about, like, my buddy Jojo showed me. Shout out to Jojo. Shout out to Oak Cliff Barbers, where I used to work.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

You'll crack open, like, I like to, at this point, I'm pretty fast at taking them out. I'll get about, like, my buddy Jojo showed me. Shout out to Jojo. Shout out to Oak Cliff Barbers, where I used to work.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

You'll crack open, like, I like to, at this point, I'm pretty fast at taking them out. I'll get about, like, my buddy Jojo showed me. Shout out to Jojo. Shout out to Oak Cliff Barbers, where I used to work.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

You'll take out about, like, eight or ten of them while you're just talking. You're just catching up with your boy, you know? And you're letting them soak in the juice. And we also have crab legs and shrimp, so we'll eat some of those, too, while you just let them soak. Marinate them a bit. And then eat them. And, man. Mwah. Okay. It's Jean-Gilles Préclat, Sacré Bleu.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

You'll take out about, like, eight or ten of them while you're just talking. You're just catching up with your boy, you know? And you're letting them soak in the juice. And we also have crab legs and shrimp, so we'll eat some of those, too, while you just let them soak. Marinate them a bit. And then eat them. And, man. Mwah. Okay. It's Jean-Gilles Préclat, Sacré Bleu.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

You'll take out about, like, eight or ten of them while you're just talking. You're just catching up with your boy, you know? And you're letting them soak in the juice. And we also have crab legs and shrimp, so we'll eat some of those, too, while you just let them soak. Marinate them a bit. And then eat them. And, man. Mwah. Okay. It's Jean-Gilles Préclat, Sacré Bleu.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Nah, I was supposed to. No, no vacation. I do want to take a vacation and go visit family in Mexico. I haven't been back to Mexico since I was like 12. I used to go every summer. Yeah, I remember you were telling us before. And then we're right there by the coast, so I do want to go back, stay by the beach and stuff. But no, the only traveling I've done has been work related.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Nah, I was supposed to. No, no vacation. I do want to take a vacation and go visit family in Mexico. I haven't been back to Mexico since I was like 12. I used to go every summer. Yeah, I remember you were telling us before. And then we're right there by the coast, so I do want to go back, stay by the beach and stuff. But no, the only traveling I've done has been work related.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Nah, I was supposed to. No, no vacation. I do want to take a vacation and go visit family in Mexico. I haven't been back to Mexico since I was like 12. I used to go every summer. Yeah, I remember you were telling us before. And then we're right there by the coast, so I do want to go back, stay by the beach and stuff. But no, the only traveling I've done has been work related.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

It's hard to take a trip and not turn it into like, let me do shows. Let me do a show. My dad and all the family, they wanted to go out to like Florida and they went. But I was like, I'm not going to go just to hang out like this. I don't know. And I know everybody's like, ah, you'll be fine. But the ticket sales could drop next week. You want to keep your foot on the gas. I respect that.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

It's hard to take a trip and not turn it into like, let me do shows. Let me do a show. My dad and all the family, they wanted to go out to like Florida and they went. But I was like, I'm not going to go just to hang out like this. I don't know. And I know everybody's like, ah, you'll be fine. But the ticket sales could drop next week. You want to keep your foot on the gas. I respect that.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

It's hard to take a trip and not turn it into like, let me do shows. Let me do a show. My dad and all the family, they wanted to go out to like Florida and they went. But I was like, I'm not going to go just to hang out like this. I don't know. And I know everybody's like, ah, you'll be fine. But the ticket sales could drop next week. You want to keep your foot on the gas. I respect that.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Yeah, so I'll put some foot on the gas. Also, I got some cars I got to pay off. I actually lost a lot of horse games that I'm still paying those off. Are you by far the best horse player that you roll with, or there's a couple people that are? Nah, bro. In my circle. But also, if you look at my circle, you're like, yeah. He's the best at most sports, I'm assuming. We saw Haim when he walked in.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Yeah, so I'll put some foot on the gas. Also, I got some cars I got to pay off. I actually lost a lot of horse games that I'm still paying those off. Are you by far the best horse player that you roll with, or there's a couple people that are? Nah, bro. In my circle. But also, if you look at my circle, you're like, yeah. He's the best at most sports, I'm assuming. We saw Haim when he walked in.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Yeah, so I'll put some foot on the gas. Also, I got some cars I got to pay off. I actually lost a lot of horse games that I'm still paying those off. Are you by far the best horse player that you roll with, or there's a couple people that are? Nah, bro. In my circle. But also, if you look at my circle, you're like, yeah. He's the best at most sports, I'm assuming. We saw Haim when he walked in.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Haim is the next skinniest dude after me. Everybody, yeah. I think because at heart, I'm a big boy. I can't gain very much weight being diabetic. Okay. You know, I also have, like, a pretty fast metabolism. But, yeah, you know, I'm type 1, so my body doesn't produce insulin. And insulin is what makes you gain the weight, you know? But my doctor is very upset with me. About what? It's my health.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Haim is the next skinniest dude after me. Everybody, yeah. I think because at heart, I'm a big boy. I can't gain very much weight being diabetic. Okay. You know, I also have, like, a pretty fast metabolism. But, yeah, you know, I'm type 1, so my body doesn't produce insulin. And insulin is what makes you gain the weight, you know? But my doctor is very upset with me. About what? It's my health.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Haim is the next skinniest dude after me. Everybody, yeah. I think because at heart, I'm a big boy. I can't gain very much weight being diabetic. Okay. You know, I also have, like, a pretty fast metabolism. But, yeah, you know, I'm type 1, so my body doesn't produce insulin. And insulin is what makes you gain the weight, you know? But my doctor is very upset with me. About what? It's my health.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Ralph Barbosa Returns!

Yeah, on the inside, I am dying. It's not great.