Ralphie May

Zero.

Never.

Goose egg.

William, what's weird, though, because I was on The Tonight Show with him because he was doing The Fast and the Furious, not to be confused with Fast and Furious.

Remember how he put the the?

Yeah, he's one of those guys who I was really, you know, I wanted to, I'd heard rumors in the community, and by that community I mean the Queens, and they're like, oh, we, I bet he's gay.

And I was even scared to make fun of it, even if it wasn't true, because I figured it's such a sensitive thing with him, because so many people accuse him of that.

Oh, yeah.

That would be good.

Shouldn't he pop up somewhere?

You would think.

Do you hate most of the people, though, the celebrities that you run into?

Because every time I do this tonight, Joe, I meet the biggest a-holes.

He was very nice to me.

He was super cool, and I'm just joking about the gay thing.

But I'll meet guys who will not make eye contact, Nicolas Cage.

I'll meet people who won't shake my hand, Kiefer Sutherland.

But he's just... But it's like, why?

He is weird.

And when I saw him with those freaking blonde extensions, he looked like the real housewife of Orange County.