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Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
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Please check out my Patreon, patreon.com slash Giovanni. Now on to the clips. Coming up first today, we have Adam Carolla Show 376. This one's from 2010. It's after the format switch. It's 44 episodes into the new format, mimicking the old radio show format from 2006 to 2009. Teresa Strasser's on news, Brian Bishop on sound effects. Classic episode. Hope you guys enjoy.
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Chapter 2: How does the podcast highlight the transition to a new format?
And their graduates have gone on to win Emmys and Grammys and Oscars. Oh, my. So you want to get in touch with these folks and you want to check them out. And, again, we always talk about this. F that junior college or just, oh, I'm taking ā Taking art history at Santa Monica City, whatever. Just specialize in something. You can be well-rounded later.
Yeah, this is the time to make a living.
Yes, you can be the guy from the Dos Equis commercial later on in life. He has some gray in his beard.
Yes.
Right now, let's make some bucks. Check them out at 888-590-8824. That's 888-590-8824. Or you can go to pinnaclecollege.edu. And by the way, the phone number is toll free. All right, let me talk about me for a minute. For minutes. Let me talk about me for an hour. Only a minute? Yeah. A couple interesting things happened today.
I had a nice long sit-down with Kenny Burns, you know, the documentarian.
Oh, yeah.
Interesting cat, man. Sat down, talked to that cat for an hour. It was like, really, it's like I just blinked my eyes. Not on the phone. You were together. Former Ace Award winner for best interview, I believe. Best guest. Best guest or something, yeah. He pointed that out to me. Of course, I didn't remember. Oh, he was amazing. I was like, is sure Al Gore didn't win that year? What a guy.
Well, Ken was in studio, so he had an advantage.
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Chapter 3: What insights are shared about the challenges of parenting?
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Lisa Lampanelli, great to see you, beautiful.
Lisa, you look amazing. Congratulations on your wedding.
Thank you. How's the marriage of Big Lou?
It's Jimmy Big Balls right over there. Oh, Jimmy Big Balls. That's right.
He's still got the big balls.
Is your mic on? Can I hear you? I hear myself.
Oh, okay. Dawson's shaking his head no.
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. I'll turn it on for you. Let's make sure we're turned on.
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Chapter 4: What relationship advice is given to a college student?
I love your show. It's great. Teresa, Brian, I love it every day.
Thanks, Nick. What's up?
Wrong! You actually really stole my thunder, because I'm an 18-year-old in a relationship, actually.
And your hormones are going nuts, and you're all caught up in everything.
And what's up? Yeah, everything's actually been going good. My question was, I'm going off to college in a few weeks, and my girlfriend, she's actually got me in high school.
And, you know, a lot of people have been giving me crap because I'm going to be staying with her, you know, while I'm away at college.
I mean, because, you know, I mean, I know that this isn't going to last forever, but I really like her.
You're staying with her while you're off at college?
Yeah.
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Chapter 5: How do comedians view long-distance relationships?
How's that work?
Well, I mean, I'm only like six hours away. I mean, we text and we got video chat. I'll come back in like Thanksgiving or so.
I mean, you're staying together with her.
It's going to be a long-distance relationship.
The problem with that is you're going to see tons of hot broads in college. That's what I hear, yeah. Yeah, and they'll want you that much more because you'll go, I got a girl back in my hometown. I'm texting her right now. Yeah, yeah. So the question is, should you stay?
Yeah, like, I don't know, maybe advice, because I'm pretty sure I'm going to stay together with her.
Yeah, but you don't really think you're going to make it through four years of college, or in your case, nine years of college with her. Nick, okay, here's what I would... I just really want to enjoy the ride. Well, here's what I would do. I wouldn't say I'm dumping you and I'm going off to college. I would just go off to college. See how it goes.
And if some really smart, cute chick who sits behind you in your chem lab just fucking presents herself to you and you just hit it off and you're both going and she invites you to go to the sock hop or whatever the hell you do in college, then don't fight it.
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Chapter 6: What insights do comedians share about fame and relationships?
You know what I mean? Let nature sort of take its course. Don't go to college going, I'm definitely not going to break up with my girlfriend. And don't go to college going, I'm definitely going to meet someone in the first semester. Just go to college and see what happens. Brian? I will say, too, as I remember, Teresa, back me up.
There's no greater blizzard of hookup activity in the first couple weeks of freshman year. Because everyone's getting to know each other. Everyone's new. You're all excited to be there from other places.
Drinking.
Exactly.
But I like your advice. Just take it day by day and don't be tormented about what to do. You stay with her until it doesn't work anymore.
Then you move on. All right. We got a long distance now. We'll go to two. Hey, Kurt. Kurt's taking a break in the middle of a relationship, wants to know if it's healthy. Normally, not. Sometimes it works. In my situation, in my case, it did work. But most of the time, when you say to your partner, let's take a break, it's for a reason.
Now, by the way, Lisa, I don't know if you're aware of this, but Adam's now married. Yes, I did. And they've been married for 12, together 12 years or something?
Between 6 and 10 years.
And at what point did you take a break?
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Chapter 7: What is the significance of the black mask in the crime discussion?
But he carried them out as a black man. He used a black mask to try to get away with this.
Well, if he had a mask on, what if it was a black guy wearing a black mask?
How do we know it wasn't... Because he is a white guy.
But what if he just did the black thing? He's going, I'm a black guy. I'll wear a black mask and throw them off, but they already have the guy, so there goes my stupid theory.
But isn't that funny? This black mask is really interesting, and he thought... It's great. It maintains all the prejudices of... Why did he have to do a black mask?
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Chapter 8: How do comedians approach sensitive topics like race in their humor?
He couldn't have done an Asian mask?
If I was Bill Cosby, I'd be pissed. What?
But see, that's the thing with society now. They think everything's got to have a racist link. Okay, think about it. If you're a white guy and you want to create a diversion... Why not go to the complete opposite of what you are? So if you're a white guy, dress as a black guy to throw them off. If you're a black guy, go as a white guy to throw them off.
But it doesn't necessarily have to be like a racist thing because black people and white people rob banks. So I just had to clear that up because I'm getting emotional. I might need a WikiLeaks diaper. Sorry.
No, I'm feeling your pain.
Thank you.
But it was a, for anyone who wants to buy this, it's supposedly, it's a silicon, silicon, not Silicon Valley, silicone mask.
It's a NASA mask.
It's a purchase from a California costume company. And it behaves like real flesh and muscle. It's amazing. Isn't that interesting?
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