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Ramy Youssef

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889 total appearances

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SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

You're down with like a studio apartment in heaven. I'm fine. You're just like, I'll just get a little spot. Bro, I'm a B-plus. I go visit some of my friends with bigger cribs. As long as I'm in the heaven realm, I'm good.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

Ads, ad tier stuff. I'm trying to get a little bit higher than ad tier, but I don't need 4K. I just need... I need no ads, and then give me quality that matches my connection. Okay, okay. That's kind of where I'm at.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

Ads, ad tier stuff. I'm trying to get a little bit higher than ad tier, but I don't need 4K. I just need... I need no ads, and then give me quality that matches my connection. Okay, okay. That's kind of where I'm at.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

Ads, ad tier stuff. I'm trying to get a little bit higher than ad tier, but I don't need 4K. I just need... I need no ads, and then give me quality that matches my connection. Okay, okay. That's kind of where I'm at.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

Yes.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

Yes.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

Yes.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

You're holding it in.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

You're holding it in.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

You're holding it in.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

Yeah. Well, imagine being on the subway. And this happens to me. I'll be on the subway and I really got to pee. And then... you're like dying to get home. And then you do it. And then right when you finish peeing, you've accomplished such a great thing. You're chilling. You're on the couch and you're like, I actually hit all my goals. Like I'm good for the day. I was productive.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

Yeah. Well, imagine being on the subway. And this happens to me. I'll be on the subway and I really got to pee. And then... you're like dying to get home. And then you do it. And then right when you finish peeing, you've accomplished such a great thing. You're chilling. You're on the couch and you're like, I actually hit all my goals. Like I'm good for the day. I was productive.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

Yeah. Well, imagine being on the subway. And this happens to me. I'll be on the subway and I really got to pee. And then... you're like dying to get home. And then you do it. And then right when you finish peeing, you've accomplished such a great thing. You're chilling. You're on the couch and you're like, I actually hit all my goals. Like I'm good for the day. I was productive.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

I didn't pee my pants. Like we really... When's the last time you peed your pants? I pooped my pants. No, no, no, no. Come on. I did. I had a pant. I thought it was a fart. No. And it was more, this happened a month ago. No. No, no, no, no. No, it didn't. It did. No, it did not. I had one of those probiotic coconut yogurts. This did not happen to you. I had one of those probiotic things.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

I didn't pee my pants. Like we really... When's the last time you peed your pants? I pooped my pants. No, no, no, no. Come on. I did. I had a pant. I thought it was a fart. No. And it was more, this happened a month ago. No. No, no, no, no. No, it didn't. It did. No, it did not. I had one of those probiotic coconut yogurts. This did not happen to you. I had one of those probiotic things.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

I didn't pee my pants. Like we really... When's the last time you peed your pants? I pooped my pants. No, no, no, no. Come on. I did. I had a pant. I thought it was a fart. No. And it was more, this happened a month ago. No. No, no, no, no. No, it didn't. It did. No, it did not. I had one of those probiotic coconut yogurts. This did not happen to you. I had one of those probiotic things.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

It was an Erewhon thing, I think. And they were like, oh, my God, you know, this thing's going to change your gut. And it did. And it changed it so much that I put my pants for the first time in years.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

It was an Erewhon thing, I think. And they were like, oh, my God, you know, this thing's going to change your gut. And it did. And it changed it so much that I put my pants for the first time in years.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

It was an Erewhon thing, I think. And they were like, oh, my God, you know, this thing's going to change your gut. And it did. And it changed it so much that I put my pants for the first time in years.

SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma
How Ramy Youssef Became Kebob Dylan | Uncut

So this is the thing, though, like, about, like, when you hold, like, the feeling you get, like, that feeling of warmth you get after you use the bathroom, after you've been holding it. Yeah. It's like... It's like companionship, it's so, if you're lonely, you know, and you don't have anyone in your life,