Randy Graff

I headed back to the Steel Horse Saloon and had the time of my life. That is until I reminded them that they're all a bunch of pussies. If only I'd brought my gun.

I headed back to the Steel Horse Saloon and had the time of my life. That is until I reminded them that they're all a bunch of pussies. If only I'd brought my gun.

John, the vice president is going to be just fine. What... What happened, Ed? Well, as you know, the vice president only speaks at conservative-friendly audiences. The American Enterprise Institute, Opus Dei, the Whitington Oil and Jesus Society. This time he spoke at the Heritage Foundation.

John, the vice president is going to be just fine. What... What happened, Ed? Well, as you know, the vice president only speaks at conservative-friendly audiences. The American Enterprise Institute, Opus Dei, the Whitington Oil and Jesus Society. This time he spoke at the Heritage Foundation.

We're not quite sure how it happened, but he was somehow exposed to a small amount of dissent and suffered a mild reaction. dissent. Yes, John, the vice president is extremely allergic to dissent. That's why he only speaks to friendly crowds. It's not that he doesn't want to hear the other side. It's that people who disagree with him actually disagree with him.

We're not quite sure how it happened, but he was somehow exposed to a small amount of dissent and suffered a mild reaction. dissent. Yes, John, the vice president is extremely allergic to dissent. That's why he only speaks to friendly crowds. It's not that he doesn't want to hear the other side. It's that people who disagree with him actually disagree with him.

You remember his near death experience after Katrina got as I was talking to the mayor. In those areas, one of the things you gotta figure out what to do with all of the breed. That one made his head swell up like a medicine ball. John, they actually had to stick Cheney in the neck with an epinephrine pen. But this time it wasn't so bad. That's right, John.

You remember his near death experience after Katrina got as I was talking to the mayor. In those areas, one of the things you gotta figure out what to do with all of the breed. That one made his head swell up like a medicine ball. John, they actually had to stick Cheney in the neck with an epinephrine pen. But this time it wasn't so bad. That's right, John.

They think he was only exposed to a trace amount. Apparently, one of the busboys at the luncheon voted for Nader in 2004. Where's the vice president right now, Ed? At the moment, he's back resting comfortably in his sensory inundation chamber.

They think he was only exposed to a trace amount. Apparently, one of the busboys at the luncheon voted for Nader in 2004. Where's the vice president right now, Ed? At the moment, he's back resting comfortably in his sensory inundation chamber.

Yes, John. An ergonomically designed, fully catheterized, velvet-lined sarcophagus that nurtures the vice president on a constant stream of ideology-reinforcing audio and video. He's removed very infrequently for speeches and the occasional wipe-down. They coat him with talc first, but he still builds up one heck of a stink.

Yes, John. An ergonomically designed, fully catheterized, velvet-lined sarcophagus that nurtures the vice president on a constant stream of ideology-reinforcing audio and video. He's removed very infrequently for speeches and the occasional wipe-down. They coat him with talc first, but he still builds up one heck of a stink.

I'll show you, John. This is what Cheney sees while he's resting inside.

I'll show you, John. This is what Cheney sees while he's resting inside.

Last year, Massachusetts became the first state to allow gay marriage, and critics feared the worst. If gay marriage is legalized, madam, then you're going to have to legalize polygamy.

Last year, Massachusetts became the first state to allow gay marriage, and critics feared the worst. If gay marriage is legalized, madam, then you're going to have to legalize polygamy.

A breakdown of the family, children being born out of wedlock, and communities and cultures in decay. Now, just one year later, Massachusetts pro-family activist Brian Kamenker believes those fears have become reality.

A breakdown of the family, children being born out of wedlock, and communities and cultures in decay. Now, just one year later, Massachusetts pro-family activist Brian Kamenker believes those fears have become reality.

So the quality of life has decreased.

So the quality of life has decreased.