Randy Graff

Homelessness has gone up.

Homelessness has gone up.

Crime rates?

Crime rates?

Air quality?

Air quality?

Yeah. Why take time to do the research when saying it is so much faster? Besides, the statistics are clear-cut. Now that gay marriage is legal, Massachusetts ranks dead last in illiteracy, 48th in per capita poverty, and a pathetic 49th in total divorces. Somehow, Don and Robert, one of the state's first married gay couples, don't see the problem.

Yeah. Why take time to do the research when saying it is so much faster? Besides, the statistics are clear-cut. Now that gay marriage is legal, Massachusetts ranks dead last in illiteracy, 48th in per capita poverty, and a pathetic 49th in total divorces. Somehow, Don and Robert, one of the state's first married gay couples, don't see the problem.

Name one thing in Massachusetts that's not ruined.

Name one thing in Massachusetts that's not ruined.

Easy for them to say. How does legalized gay marriage affect your relationship with your wife?

Easy for them to say. How does legalized gay marriage affect your relationship with your wife?

Is it hard to stay interested in your wife with temptation out there? I mean, come on. What are some other gay activities you haven't indulged in?

Is it hard to stay interested in your wife with temptation out there? I mean, come on. What are some other gay activities you haven't indulged in?

The damage isn't limited to straight marriages. Has legalized same-sex marriages led to more homosexuals?

The damage isn't limited to straight marriages. Has legalized same-sex marriages led to more homosexuals?

Of course, the Broadway has always had its share of homosexuals. But in a broader sense, just how gay has Massachusetts become? To find out, I'll be using this gay detection device. It's kind of a radar for gayness, or gay radar. It's called a homometer. I calibrated the meter and began my investigation. Ugly.

Of course, the Broadway has always had its share of homosexuals. But in a broader sense, just how gay has Massachusetts become? To find out, I'll be using this gay detection device. It's kind of a radar for gayness, or gay radar. It's called a homometer. I calibrated the meter and began my investigation. Ugly.

This thing's up. What does the insidious infiltration of gayness mean for the state?

This thing's up. What does the insidious infiltration of gayness mean for the state?