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Ranger

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Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

When you see smoke, you radio it in.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

The rest of the time you read, you cook, you sleep, you do crossword puzzles.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

You watch weather roll up the valleys below you.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

Some people can't do the job.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

Most people can't.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

I've always been fine with it.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

My mom says that's because I'm stubborn and unsociable, and she's right about both.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

But it turns out those are the two qualifications that matter.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

I got into lookout work because I trained as a wildland firefighter in my 20s and blew out my knee on a fire in Oregon.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

Couldn't do hotshot work anymore.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

A friend of mine at my agency mentioned lookouts.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

I applied.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

I got assigned to a remote peak in my district my first summer, and I stayed at the same peak for three summers in a row.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

Once you've learned a peak, nobody else wants to learn it.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

The district is happy to keep you there as long as you'll come back.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

The peak is 10 miles from the nearest road, as the crow flies.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

The nearest trailhead is 22 miles by trail.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

There are three other trailheads within about 20 miles in other directions.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

None of them are easy.

Just Creepy: Scary Stories
Terrifying Park Ranger Horror Stories That Shouldn’t Have Happened

You gain 4,000 to 5,000 feet of elevation from any of them.