Raul Sanchez
👤 Speaker
113
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
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KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
It makes me a pleasant human being.
KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
Sometimes I get a little too fucked up, though.
KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
Like, one time I got so drunk, I caught myself speeding on the highway, because I confused the number of the highway with the speed limit sign.
KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
Then I thought, I better go 92 just to be safe.
KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
You know how the cops are around here, man.
KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
You guys never got that fucked up?
KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
Dude, one time I was at a bar.
KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
I started talking to this chick, and we hit it off, right?
KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
So I decided to buy one of those condoms from the machines in the bathroom.
KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
Yeah, and then later that night, we were about to get it on.
KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
I opened it up, and it was two Advil.
KILL TONY
#656 - MARK NORMAND + DAN SODER
But I was so drunk, I was like, man, technology's come a long way.