Ray D'Arcy

And I'll be singing there.

I'll be singing at the bus stop.

Home is where I want to be.

Yeah.

Bernard O'Shea in Limerick after this.

Yes, yes.

I was quoting you yesterday to Jenny about Fake Tan because we've been watching Love Island and...

She was saying, would you ever get a fake tan?

It's something you could do for the podcast.

And I said, no way, no how.

And anyway, I was saying that there's no fake tan, especially for men.

And she goes, well, you could just use the women's, as I said to you last week.

And I said, well, Bernard O'Shea says it's different because we've hair.

Yeah, I think she was going that I'd get all my hair removed and then get the...

Because that's the way they do it on Love Island.

And are you watching Love Island?

So you would never involve yourself in gossip about people's love lives, but you would involve yourself in gossip around people's careers.

Is that what you're saying?

Aha, right, okay.

Would you not watch it just out of a sort of an anthropological curiosity?