Ray D'Arcy

So I'm with you, young man.

Maybe those mock toe boots.

Although you look at those, don't you?

Sometimes you look at a pair of shoes and you go, yeah, I love a pair of those.

And then you put them on and you can't help yourself looking down at them.

And you just, your eyes constantly drawn to them because they're tan coloured, you see.

And then they're white soles and you just don't feel comfortable to the point that you never wear them out.

And they're up there in the wardrobe.

And every so often you take them out and you look in the mirror and you think, yes, today's the day I'll wear those mock toe boots out.

And you wear them out and you might get as far as the kitchen.

And then somebody says something.

Oh, are you wearing those?

And you go, no!

Your confidence and your mock toe boots are shot and you go back upstairs and put on the black runners.

That's what you do.

Yeah.

So thanks Foo Fighters for the songs but no inspiration on the footwear in the footwear department.

The footwear department.

I see there's a number of Irish people heading up Everest because there's a window of opportunity sometime in May and that's when everybody attempts to conquer Everest.

I read last week the piece by Malachy Clerken on a former Mayo footballer.