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And this whole thing turns into one big high-speed chase.

But then, skrrt, kaboom, Michael Bear and Suzanne make a wrong turn and accidentally crash the truck into a ditch.

And so, bam, police arrest Suzanne.

So Elon Musk is apparently having an affair with this 63 year old woman.

This story is wild.

Now the woman's name is Betsy and like I said she's 63 and she's living in Texas and Betsy lives a regular life.

She's a housewife and a mom.

However, Betsy has a big problem.

She's married to this guy, John, and they've been married for 43 years.

But now John's 71, and Betsy's starting to think that maybe he's a little too old for her, and she decides that she doesn't want to watch him grow even older or be around when he dies one day.

Instead, she wants to find a new man, someone younger and more exciting, someone who will give her lots of attention and get, you know, spicy in the bedroom.

Then, one day in 2025, she gets that chance.

Because Betsy's scrolling around on her phone on threads when she sees an online contest.

And the winner of this contest will get a grand prize of a new Tesla Cybertruck with $100,000 cash inside.

And Elon Musk himself will deliver the truck to the winner's house.

And Betsy's like, oh, I want that.

And so she enters the contest.

Now, she doesn't actually win the contest, of course.

However, something crazy does happen.

She's chilling at home one day and she gets a message, probably on threads.