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Ray William Johnson

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1981 total appearances

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Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

Now, these cremation services aren't for individual people.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

He's selling the services wholesale to other mortuaries.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

So other mortuaries will like bring him bodies of deceased persons and they will pay him to cremate them.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

But see, David, he's a clever guy.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

He offers a cheaper price than any of his competition, so his business plan works.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

And before long, other mortuaries are bringing David lots of bodies to cremate every single day.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

Oh, but then, despite the fact that business is going well, David starts to get shady.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

As the volume of bodies keeps increasing, he begins to feel like this cremation process is way too slow.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

Like normally, cremating a single body takes about two hours.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

And David's like, nah, I can do better than that.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

And he decides to shove multiple bodies in the oven at the same time.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

So instead of burning one body in two hours, he's burning three bodies or five bodies.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

Sometimes he'll burn up to 15 bodies at once in just a few hours.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

And because he's doing it this way, his whole operation is moving faster.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

And now he's processing over 100 bodies in a single day.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

But, as you could probably guess, there's a huge problem with all this.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

First of all, it's illegal.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

Second of all, it's wrong.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

Like if you're cremating 15 bodies together, that means families aren't getting their loved ones' ashes.

Ray William Johnson: True Story Podcast
The Worst Funeral Director of All Time - The David Sconce Story

The ashes they're getting are actually a mix of 15 random people.