Ray William Johnson

And the message is from Elon Musk himself.

And he's like, Betsy, this is Elon Musk.

I don't normally reach out like this, but there's something special about you.

Then he starts messaging her romantic things, like he's flirting.

And Betsy thinks he's kind of fine, so she starts flirting back.

And soon, they're messaging back and forth a lot, and eventually, this develops into a full-blown online affair.

And Betsy loves all this new attention she's getting.

And she makes no secret that she's having an online affair with Elon Musk.

In fact, she'll text him right in front of her husband, John.

Like, she just rubs it in his face.

Now eventually, as this relationship develops, Elon confesses his love for Betsy.

And Betsy, she loves him right back.

But strangely, whenever she asks Elon to talk on the phone, he's always too busy.

That's suspicious.

But whatever, I guess.

They're in love, I suppose.

Okay, here's the thing about this Elon guy she's talking to.

He's not really Elon Musk.

This person is a scammer, and this is a romance scam.

And this may be obvious to like me and you and her husband John, but it's not obvious to Betsy.