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So she goes and answers it, and boom, it's some mafia goon pointing a gun at her.

And then pow, pow, he starts beating her.

After he beats her, he takes everything from her safe, cash, jewelry, everything.

Then he threatens her and her family.

Now, lucky for her, the feds coincidentally end up arresting a bunch of mob members for reasons completely unrelated to Molly.

And once these mob guys go to prison, they can no longer harass her.

So she continues her illegal underground poker business.

But then, in 2011, the FBI gets word of the game she's running, and they bust in and they raid one of them, and they also end up freezing all of her assets.

And so now she knows it's about time to quit the illegal gambling business.

But unfortunately for her, it's too late.

In 2013, bam, she gets arrested.

And I don't have a mugshot, but here's what she looks like in real life.

And so ultimately, Molly takes a plea deal and she only gets sentenced to just one year of probation after all that and 200 hours of community service.

And so he'll take these photos and then he'll use them to promote his charity.

Like he's this big important guy who like hangs out with the president or whatever.

And to be fair, this actually works.

Remember that famous story about that woman who broke up with that guy and then he burned her face with acid?

Now the woman's name is Katie and Katie is 24 years old, living in London.

Here's the thing about her.

She is apparently very attractive.