Ray William Johnson

So J Icon and Apple decide to take this show on the road.

And they start traveling across the US from state to state hitting Lululemon stores.

They go to Colorado and hit eight different stores in two days and they steal $32,000 worth of stuff.

They also go to Utah for two days and steal $21,000 worth of stuff.

Then they go to Minnesota for three days and they steal $23,000 worth of stuff.

And afterwards, they drive back to the East Coast to a few different Lululemon stores, and they exchange everything they stole for a refund.

And so after doing this for a while, they're making serious cash from all this.

They're at almost a million dollars just by running this scam over and over again for months.

And of course, during all this, they're taking their time to, you know, flex on the gram.

Because you always gotta take the time to flex on the gram.

Now, here's the problem with all this theft.

This isn't Lululemon's first day in the business.

Like, they know people steal from their stores.

They know how these types of scams work.

And now that J.I.Con and Apple have stolen almost a million dollars in items from them, their radar has been officially set off.

And Lululemon has their own internal investigations team who track organized retail theft.

I imagine it's like the Lululemon police.

Like, I imagine they look like this.

And so the Lululemon police have figured out what J-Icon and Apple are doing, and they have started tracking their crime spree from state to state.

And they track them for months, while continuously collecting evidence against them, like transaction receipts and security footage and stuff like that.