Ray William Johnson

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17,860 appearances 149 recordings 1 series first heard Nov 2025 last heard today

Ray William Johnson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 149 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 27.

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And Kevin, he's 65 years old and he's kind of a grumpy old turd. podcast-host

All of his neighbors know him as just an angry dude. podcast-host

Like he drives all aggressively and he even barks at other people's dogs when he gets mad, like he's just that kind of guy. podcast-host

But one night, it's a normal night, and Kevin is asleep in his bed next to his wife. podcast-host

When suddenly, vroom, a loud noise wakes him up. podcast-host

What the hell was that? podcast-host

It sounds like a motorcycle. podcast-host

And so he jumps out of bed to investigate. podcast-host

Here's the thing about Kevin though. podcast-host

Kevin doesn't like being woken up. podcast-host

In fact, Kevin hates a lot of things. podcast-host

But this really startles him and it makes him mad. podcast-host

And he can hear something loud is going on outside. podcast-host

Someone must be out there. podcast-host

And so Kevin he keeps a pew-pew by his bed that he uses to shoot squirrels and other animals that get on his nerves. podcast-host

And so he goes and he grabs it and he heads to his front door. podcast-host

And once he gets to his porch, he sees a bunch of people he doesn't know in his driveway driving away a car, an SUV, and a motorcycle. podcast-host

Now, here's the other thing about Kevin. podcast-host

He really hates people on his property. podcast-host

He's very protective of his land. podcast-host

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