Rebecca Jennings

Okay. So I asked one of my group chats. I was like, yo, like I'm going on normal gossip. What should I say? I'm going to steal one of my friend's bathroom stories. So my friend, we'll call her Claire. She was known in college for like only ever taking a shit at her own house. Like she would never ever...

Okay. So I asked one of my group chats. I was like, yo, like I'm going on normal gossip. What should I say? I'm going to steal one of my friend's bathroom stories. So my friend, we'll call her Claire. She was known in college for like only ever taking a shit at her own house. Like she would never ever...

take a shit anywhere else and so she's about to graduate and she goes to this like graduation party and it's like at this like crappy college house and she's like okay like I'm about to graduate like I need to be an adult and actually like take a shit somewhere that isn't my personal toilet so she goes into this

take a shit anywhere else and so she's about to graduate and she goes to this like graduation party and it's like at this like crappy college house and she's like okay like I'm about to graduate like I need to be an adult and actually like take a shit somewhere that isn't my personal toilet so she goes into this

Bathroom and you can probably guess where this is going shitty pipes it does not flush and she's freaking out there's someone banging on the door outside and she's like oh my god freaking out freaking out she like does the thing because like like any like person who's shy about that like that's this is their worst fear and they will like study how to what to do when this happens but nothing was working.

Bathroom and you can probably guess where this is going shitty pipes it does not flush and she's freaking out there's someone banging on the door outside and she's like oh my god freaking out freaking out she like does the thing because like like any like person who's shy about that like that's this is their worst fear and they will like study how to what to do when this happens but nothing was working.

And she leaves and she's like someone's banging on the door and she leaves and she's like, no, no, don't go in there like someone. I was trying to fix it, but someone like took a shit in there and they were like, ew, who would do that? And then like they got the host over and they're like, oh, my God, that's so crazy that someone would do that and just like leave it there.

And she leaves and she's like someone's banging on the door and she leaves and she's like, no, no, don't go in there like someone. I was trying to fix it, but someone like took a shit in there and they were like, ew, who would do that? And then like they got the host over and they're like, oh, my God, that's so crazy that someone would do that and just like leave it there.

She's like, yeah, I know. And then I was like, well, I know it wasn't you because you never take a shit out. And so she was like, she was like, oh, my God, I just got away with this. And to this day, her friends have no idea that it was her. And I think that if she ever like gives a toast for someone's like birthday or wedding or something, she should be like, and by the way, that shit was mine.

She's like, yeah, I know. And then I was like, well, I know it wasn't you because you never take a shit out. And so she was like, she was like, oh, my God, I just got away with this. And to this day, her friends have no idea that it was her. And I think that if she ever like gives a toast for someone's like birthday or wedding or something, she should be like, and by the way, that shit was mine.

And I really hope that one of them is listening right now because that would just be really fun. Yeah. We know who it was.

And I really hope that one of them is listening right now because that would just be really fun. Yeah. We know who it was.

Oh my God, I'm so ready.

Oh my God, I'm so ready.

Yeah, we had a bed bug. And so like both of like me and my roommate had to like move in with like the dudes we were seeing at the time. It was horrible. One bed bug ruined my life for like several months. Oh, my God.

Yeah, we had a bed bug. And so like both of like me and my roommate had to like move in with like the dudes we were seeing at the time. It was horrible. One bed bug ruined my life for like several months. Oh, my God.

Yeah, it was bad. This was like back when the bedbugs were like the number one issue facing New York City. Now there's others.

Yeah, it was bad. This was like back when the bedbugs were like the number one issue facing New York City. Now there's others.

I think that's so fun. I've always like wanted to do that. Having never gone to like a sleepaway camp or a summer camp like that. I'm like, oh, my God, parent trap. Like, I want that. So I totally get this.

I think that's so fun. I've always like wanted to do that. Having never gone to like a sleepaway camp or a summer camp like that. I'm like, oh, my God, parent trap. Like, I want that. So I totally get this.