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If only we had a fucking drum set here!
And if only we had a running historical part of the show called a Mexican drop-off.
I don't know if you guys know how it works.
Looks like some people dragged their liberal girlfriends out with them tonight.
So let me explain how this goes.
Historically on this show, if a comedian knows how to play the drums, they get to have a drum solo competition with the resident drummer.
All time, every resident drummer has won this competition.
Keenan wins this.
The rule, the house rule, is that he would become the full-time drummer here on Kill Tony, and that Michael Gonzalez would have to go into tech sales.
That's the big twist.
They have to trade jobs, literally.
It's simple.
I think you know how it works, right, Keenan?
You got a napkin on your table.
Apply it now.
And if you get too wet, remember, just look back at Ari Shaffir and suck it back in.
Wait, wait, wait.
I'm supposed to cue it.
Okay, whatever.