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Make some noise for Miranda Meadows, everybody.
Miranda Meadows.
When I finger my girlfriend...
on her period.
And when I'm done with her, she'll be creep walking away.
When I was a kid, I used to have nightmares and I'd pee the bed.
And recently I found out I'm a squirter.
So I think back to those times I had nightmares and I'd pee the bed and I realized, oh, I was just sleeping next to my uncle.
The uncle that molested me taught me a lot.
He taught me how to roll my Rs so that when I got older, I could say rape.
I've been Miranda Meadows.
We know Miranda.
She's like a distant little sister to us over there at the comedy store, holding it down.
Great energy's always there and on stage.
Luis J. Gomez.
Yeah, Miranda, you remind me of my niece, which is kind of ironic.
Wait, wait, wait.
I would much rather you have molested me than my ugly-ass uncle.
Miranda, remind us all, how long you been doing stand-up again?
On the 25th, it'll be eight years.