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Why do you think that is?
Probably because I'm too good at the bedroom.
I don't know.
Or because you dress like a conductor on a fucking train.
I'm dressed like the best pussy eater in Auschwitz, goddammit.
Exactly, why, how do you eat pussy?
Dressed like that, you clearly don't eat pussy.
You also chew chew on it.
All the live long day.
Hell yeah.
Do you really scissor?
Is that a real thing?
I find it to be so strange.
One of the fucking funniest things in all of any sex.
It might be funnier than anything gay dudes do.
But I mean, like, bouncing your pussies off of each other.
It's really fucking hard.
Honestly, at the end of it, my knee just ends up up there.