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The secret fruit palace.
So, being the gentleman that I am, every time I was either going or coming back, I would ask her, like, is there...
Anything that I can get you.
Okay.
Running up, getting her a bagel, getting her some pineapples.
Well, like, I decided to reveal to her this, like, age-old brunch hack that me and my friends have or had.
Okay.
A brunch hack.
You know how hotels do continental breakfast for the guests?
Yeah.
So, like, if you just walk into this hotel and you just walk up to the buffet, sit down, get your food, sit down like you know what you're doing, like you belong there, you can just eat it and leave.
I mean, like, immediately, she just had this look on her face, like...
I don't know, like my face was melting off.
It was not good.
Oh yeah, I had to backpedal and be like, I only did this when I was 17, like I'm gonna tip like 30% now.
Yikes.
We wrapped up, hugged, felt really weird.
And then we haven't spoken in like a whole week.
Yeah, I reached out.
I texted her the next day because I was kind of, like, hoping she would text me later that day, being like I had such a good time or something, and she didn't.