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Chapter 1: What does Rez regret about his date with Katrina?
Okay, I'm just going to say right now it's Gemini season, and that is no coincidence. Oh, God, Doc, everybody, hide for cover. No coincidence that we have double second dates today. Oh, wait a minute. That is why. That energy in the air. That's right. I'm a Gemini, so be scared. All right, let's get to it. Makes a lot of sense. We got your second date update classics today.
Thank you so much for being here and subscribing. What do we got on comments? Well, I'm going to assume this happened because of Gemini season also. But Anna commented, guys, I was in Gatlinburg last week, Tennessee, and was blaring the podcast in traffic, and the girl in the car next to me shouted, Brooke and Jeffrey fam unite. Oh, that's cool. Oh, my God, I love that.
And I bet she said it with a cute accent, too. Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry, I couldn't do that on here. I'm not going to offend everyone that way. Oh, my God, this is for you, okay? Yeah. Back-to-back classics start right now.
It's important to remember that just because your buddies think your old stories are funny doesn't mean your dates will agree.
Ooh, yeah, that's a good one.
And one of our listeners says he definitely regrets what he told the woman he was out with recently. He thought it was just going to be a fun, lighthearted tale from his past, but he may have come off looking like a freeloading criminal.
Woo!
Although let's remember, bad boys are sexy. Okay.
But freeloading bad boys.
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Chapter 2: Why does Rez think brunch is a good date idea?
It's a good time of day to do this show. Yeah.
What time of day do you like to go on your dates, Rez? I'm a gentleman, so I like to go at whatever time is convenient for my day.
Hey, that's an answer. I was like, oh, what time is it?
Whatever the girl wants, she's in charge.
Okay, so you asked them when would be best.
Yeah, exactly. So tell us about this woman that you met recently. What's her name and what time did she want to go out?
So this woman's name is Katrina.
Okay.
She said she was free on a Sunday. and kind of left me with that. And I was like, well, like, Sunday is brunch day.
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Chapter 3: What unusual brunch hack does Rez share?
It doesn't change how I feel. The less fortunate? The less fortunate. That is so rude.
The fruit illiterate out there, it's a real problem. Oh, man.
I feel like I'm Oliver Twist over here. Like I'm low class or something. I don't know what a cantaloupe is.
Did you hear that literary reference? Again, proof the man reads.
He did say twist weird though, Brooke.
This is so weird. Like this is not a class thing. He just didn't know what a cantaloupe is. He knows now. You guys can go out again.
Katrina, I mean, hear me out. In the moment, I did not know what a cantaloupe was. And, you know, like apparently I should know this. And now I do. Everyone on the show knows. I know. You know. We're all on the same page. I'm adaptable. I can learn. Look at that.
That's hard nowadays.
I was just never around cantaloupe, but like that doesn't seem like enough of a reason not to like me.
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Chapter 4: How does Katrina react to Rez's brunch hack?
So, Katrina, I'm assuming that it's a no from you. That's kind of what I'm hearing. Yeah, I just, I don't think I can get past it. Okay.
What if he can name ten fruits right now? Hmm.
Apple, pear, pineapple, nectarine. I was kidding. Guava.
Guava? Hey, that's a fancy one. There's no way he's picking guava out of a table. There's no way he knows what it looks like. He doesn't know what it looks like.
He just Googled fruits right now, and he's just looking it up.
It's alphabetical murder. Apple, banana, cherry.
Nice try, Ryan.
Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.
Brooke, this might surprise you, but I kind of agree with you on this whole cantaloupe situation.
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