RFK Jr. (Kyle Dunnigan)

The Big Red Machine.

A brand new minute from the one and only William Montgomery.

William lights out Montgomery, the vagrant of Vermont.

Hello, my friend.

How exciting, you going first?

I don't know how many of you know this or have been noticing or paying attention to the episodes, but lately, William hasn't been screaming that much because he's been having a sore throat.

Your throat isn't sore at all this week.

Incredible.

The great, would you like to, you have any questions or would you like to talk to the great RFK Jr.

here live in the flesh?

Well, I'll tell you what I'm going to force you to do because I can see by your sunken eyes you don't have enough iron in your blood.

You're losing blood, and so what I want you to do for me is I want you to save your feces, and I want you to leave it out in the sun.

And then I want you to just sprinkle that on your oatmeal in the morning, and you'll thank me.

You'll thank me for it.

How were your shows in Buffalo?

How did they go?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

So it's more like a vassal of sorts.

And so what I have to do to get the urine is I have to filter out the feces, which you can never get all the feces out.