Rhiannon Joyce

And when I saw it on the Met Gala carpet, I was like, is this a sign that I am supposed to invest in a cobalt blue?

I love that colour.

I just think a little pop of cobalt blue, so good.

Faux fur, faux croc.

I just don't know how it makes a short girl look.

It's more that you're tall, Rae.

I think when you're short and then the, like, shortness of a shoe, like if it elongates a little bit.

Although someone told me I had a big foot for a short girl the other day.

What size are you?

Size 8.

Usually I tell people, like, Jesus.

Do you know what?

I was not that friend, though, when we met.

I was like, oh, cute, my mum's a 43.

I was like, that's cute.

You can buy a standard size shoe.

Well, I was in Tony Bianco recently.

Girlfriend of mine was buying some little ballet flats and I did notice a lot more square toes because I was looking at the loafer section in the ballet flats and there was a lot more going on there in the square toe division.

We're all sitting here laughing at our footwear.

Jo was like, I didn't realise you're back in the sneaker thing.