Rich Vos

I walk out, boom, gone. All right, it's just- Well, that's because you care.

When I did the Trump, when we roasted Trump- This was a fryer's roast, right? It's when they broke away from Commie Central, right? They broke away. So it's at Hilton in New York, 2,000 people. Anybody that meant anything in New York, from club owners, agents, managers, celebrities, they were all there. So the first act goes up. This guy, Stewie Stone, old time Catskill comic.

When I did the Trump, when we roasted Trump- This was a fryer's roast, right? It's when they broke away from Commie Central, right? They broke away. So it's at Hilton in New York, 2,000 people. Anybody that meant anything in New York, from club owners, agents, managers, celebrities, they were all there. So the first act goes up. This guy, Stewie Stone, old time Catskill comic.

When I did the Trump, when we roasted Trump- This was a fryer's roast, right? It's when they broke away from Commie Central, right? They broke away. So it's at Hilton in New York, 2,000 people. Anybody that meant anything in New York, from club owners, agents, managers, celebrities, they were all there. So the first act goes up. This guy, Stewie Stone, old time Catskill comic.

He kills like no one I've ever seen kill on a roast. Fuck you, Trump. Fuck your casinos. Fuck you. Fuck this fucking slaughter. Right. And I'm sitting on the desk. I'm sitting next to Isaac Hayes. Opie and Anthony are there. My father, his wife, Bonnie, before I married her. And he, I go, I'm going to end my career. I go, I'm going to end my career here. Okay. Then Susie Essman goes up.

He kills like no one I've ever seen kill on a roast. Fuck you, Trump. Fuck your casinos. Fuck you. Fuck this fucking slaughter. Right. And I'm sitting on the desk. I'm sitting next to Isaac Hayes. Opie and Anthony are there. My father, his wife, Bonnie, before I married her. And he, I go, I'm going to end my career. I go, I'm going to end my career here. Okay. Then Susie Essman goes up.

He kills like no one I've ever seen kill on a roast. Fuck you, Trump. Fuck your casinos. Fuck you. Fuck this fucking slaughter. Right. And I'm sitting on the desk. I'm sitting next to Isaac Hayes. Opie and Anthony are there. My father, his wife, Bonnie, before I married her. And he, I go, I'm going to end my career. I go, I'm going to end my career here. Okay. Then Susie Essman goes up.

Slaughters. Slaughters. I guess Amorose wrote her some funny jokes and she's great at roasts. And I was ready to sneak off the fucking, just leave. I go, it might be better if I leave than go up. Well, then Belzer went up. Took a little wind out of the room. Took a little, you know. Yeah. So Regis Philman was the host. Yeah. It was three weeks after Ronnie Dangerfield died. Three weeks.

Slaughters. Slaughters. I guess Amorose wrote her some funny jokes and she's great at roasts. And I was ready to sneak off the fucking, just leave. I go, it might be better if I leave than go up. Well, then Belzer went up. Took a little wind out of the room. Took a little, you know. Yeah. So Regis Philman was the host. Yeah. It was three weeks after Ronnie Dangerfield died. Three weeks.

Slaughters. Slaughters. I guess Amorose wrote her some funny jokes and she's great at roasts. And I was ready to sneak off the fucking, just leave. I go, it might be better if I leave than go up. Well, then Belzer went up. Took a little wind out of the room. Took a little, you know. Yeah. So Regis Philman was the host. Yeah. It was three weeks after Ronnie Dangerfield died. Three weeks.

They introduced me. I go, big hand for Regis. Originally, they asked Rodney to host, but he said he'd rather be dead. Right? Zero. Almost zero. Really? Yeah. But I got him back. I go, don't fuck with me, I'll bring Belzer back. And then Al Sharpton was sitting on the dais. I can't believe I said this, but back then it was okay. He wasn't roasting, but he was on the dais.

They introduced me. I go, big hand for Regis. Originally, they asked Rodney to host, but he said he'd rather be dead. Right? Zero. Almost zero. Really? Yeah. But I got him back. I go, don't fuck with me, I'll bring Belzer back. And then Al Sharpton was sitting on the dais. I can't believe I said this, but back then it was okay. He wasn't roasting, but he was on the dais.

They introduced me. I go, big hand for Regis. Originally, they asked Rodney to host, but he said he'd rather be dead. Right? Zero. Almost zero. Really? Yeah. But I got him back. I go, don't fuck with me, I'll bring Belzer back. And then Al Sharpton was sitting on the dais. I can't believe I said this, but back then it was okay. He wasn't roasting, but he was on the dais.

And that's when he was running for president. And I said, the only way you'll get on the White House property is with a lantern in your hand. I said to him, so fuck him, I didn't care. And then I got him back. Three of the jokes that I said were the ones that were printed in the newspapers.

And that's when he was running for president. And I said, the only way you'll get on the White House property is with a lantern in your hand. I said to him, so fuck him, I didn't care. And then I got him back. Three of the jokes that I said were the ones that were printed in the newspapers.

And that's when he was running for president. And I said, the only way you'll get on the White House property is with a lantern in your hand. I said to him, so fuck him, I didn't care. And then I got him back. Three of the jokes that I said were the ones that were printed in the newspapers.

You know, the one I did, I go, Trump, the reason Trump puts his names on his buildings is so the banks know which ones to take back. And that was 20 years ago. But it was the most terrifying moment. One that next to doing Def Jam as the first white guy was one of the most terrifying moments in my. I mean, I'm going I'm going to end my career. But Def Jam, you know, Def Jam was on for five years.

You know, the one I did, I go, Trump, the reason Trump puts his names on his buildings is so the banks know which ones to take back. And that was 20 years ago. But it was the most terrifying moment. One that next to doing Def Jam as the first white guy was one of the most terrifying moments in my. I mean, I'm going I'm going to end my career. But Def Jam, you know, Def Jam was on for five years.

You know, the one I did, I go, Trump, the reason Trump puts his names on his buildings is so the banks know which ones to take back. And that was 20 years ago. But it was the most terrifying moment. One that next to doing Def Jam as the first white guy was one of the most terrifying moments in my. I mean, I'm going I'm going to end my career. But Def Jam, you know, Def Jam was on for five years.

The number one show on HBO. OK, we're going to use a white guy. It's me. Right? So now I got white comics. You better be funny. I have black. White comics are saying that to you? Yeah. You got to represent us? Yeah. Really? Which ones? I want to know who they are. This was 20 years ago. The white comics that were doing black rooms back then. Oh, I see. You know what I mean?