Richard Osman

But yeah, if you get to the stage where a couple of glasses of wine are ruining the next three days, then yeah, you know you have an issue.

Let this be the end of something rather than the start of something.

I like to think this is the end of the First World War rather than the beginning of the First World War.

But again, that's my personality type.

Whatever you do, don't drink the wine.

The Thursday Murder Club, in some ways, reminds me of the A-Team.

That's exactly right.

And Ron is howling mad Murdoch.

If you join Club Lloyds, there's all sorts of benefits you can choose between.

There's, for example, six free cinema tickets.

And also something that the Thursday Motor Club would enjoy very, very much indeed.

To top it all off, you have fee-free spending abroad, which means wherever you are, you won't be charged by Lloyds to use your debit card when you're travelling.

Now, joining this club costs £5 per month, but that is refunded in any month that you pay £2,000 into your account.

I've got nine weddings this summer.

What does that look like?

Oh, yeah.

Wait, hold on.

Hold on.

I'm just going to bring up that newspaper and quote you.

Yeah, no, Marina said, yeah, she said that Bianca... She said it was Yves Saint Laurent.