Richard Porter

Agreed.

Such a really good, lively, fun audience.

We had a fabulous time.

And I wanted to say a particular thank you to a listener called Art.

Art is the chap who sent you the Enya calendar.

when he came to the Belfast show, he brought a second end your calendar for me.

And the following morning when I was leaving Belfast, I went through airport security, my bag got flagged for extra checks in the way they do.

And you know, so then when the security person gets your bag, you're sort of called forward to stand there at the counter while they go through it.

This lady unzipped my bag and the first thing she pulled out was the Enya calendar.

Did she talk about it in any way?

No, she didn't, which if anything made it worse because I was on the cusp of starting to babble an explanation.

And I just thought, no, just hold it.

No.

Or licking her Maybach.

No, it's... No.

It does look like a motorsport calendar, it's true.

But I did see the security lady just look at it, just kind of clock what it was, and then put it to one side.

But then she sort of paused, as if it's like, that is what triggered the extra inspection of my bag.

Maybe the...

The curly wire thing that holds the calendar together at the top would look weird on the X-ray.