Richard Porter

The hat is made of foodstuffs for emergencies.

Yes.

What if he's got really big, sweet eyes like a baby or a puppy or something, and it totally undermines his...

black leather chaps rock pig act as you go oh but he's so sweet it's like looking at a baby seal oh yeah he could have the eyes of a seal i could see that big baby seal eyes and this is has always been his his sort of weakness so he just chooses to not reveal his eyes at all but i've been in the presence of um

Of Slash.

What?

Because we had him as a guest.

Yes, we had him as a guest on Top Gear.

Yeah, it was a good one.

I mean, I don't remember much about the interview, but he played out the show standing on top of the indestructible Hilux on its angled plinth in the studio.

And we got him standing up on the top of it and playing us out the theme tune.

on his axe it was an incredible moment I'm so embarrassed that I don't remember that I bet it's on YouTube somewhere but yeah it was a great great moment it was certainly you know a bit different because we didn't normally do things like that so but having I didn't speak to Slash I don't think I spoke to Slash but I was sort of in proximity to him and I noted he's got sort of quite sausagey fingers has he?

Yeah, not the full King Charles, but he's definitely... He doesn't sort of have thin, elegant pianist's fingers.

He has big, axe-smashing, walls, sausages fingers.

And no eyes.

Maybe that's it.

He's like a Muppet.

You know Muppets that have fingers, their hands are sort of quite big and sausagey because it's actually, you know, it's a glove on a person's hand.

Yes.

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