Rick Diaz
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
It's because, you know, they never clean their box as often as they should, obviously.
But yeah, that wasn't the first time, or a couple other times I tattooed assholes.
What's up, Post?
What's up, Tim?
What's up, brother?
Well, shit, dude.
I make comic books.
Before I started performing, I was the only mute person I knew.
But now I've got all these fucking mute people coming to my shows.
Every time they laugh, it sounds like mating season in the Arctic.
I've been forced to demand all wheelchair ramps be removed from my shows.
I don't need any more walrus fuck sounds from the darkness.
If this keeps up, I'm gonna bring in the Alaskan Seal Clubber Association for crowd control.
These people are crazy, man.
One new chick's mom kept trying to get me too.
Mate with her?
She's all, my daughter is just like you.
Feel her titty.
I have nothing against girls in wheelchairs, but we should at least wait for her to wake up before I touch her boobies.
I'm not gonna touch Lumpy or Bumpy.