Rick Diaz
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I ain't gonna be the first retarded guy to get Me Too'd.
Not today, bitch.
I'm scared.
Dr. Phil is the only doctor I don't need to see.
I thought Dr. Phil was Tim Dillon's husband.
I've been practicing impressions.
Want to see some?
Hell yeah, dude.
This is my impression of Joe Biden doing a speech.
I tried figuring out how to do a Donald Trump impression, but even I'm not that retarded.
I've been practicing my impression of you, and I think I've perfected it.
I fucking love it.
I talk with a phone.
I need you to lead me into the next bit.
Ask me about sex.
I know you're hard thinking about it.
People keep asking me how I have sex.
Well, it used to be really hard with one arm and one short leg, but my life changed in a shopping mall when I saw Crocs with a three-inch platform lift.
Sex is so much better, doggy style, in my Crocs.