Rick Diaz
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
I call it Crocky style.
I call it Crocky style.
Call back.
She's on all fours, and I hold her down and claw at her back.
Second time's a charm.
I went to a bar last week, and a girl wanted to take me home.
Unfortunately, I had to say, sorry, baby, I didn't pack my fuck crocs.
I also have camel ones, so they can't see me coming.
Tony only has sex with women in wheelchairs because it's easy to push their unconscious bodies out of his apartment.
Too soon.
Too soon.
Hey, Tim.
It's so great to see you.
Thank you so much for signing my visa.
It looks like you lost some weight.
I'm going to be at Skyline in Appleton at the end of May, and then my Ohio run got rescheduled to June, so I'll be in Columbus and Cincinnati and more.
I'm still adding dates, and I'll be everywhere, so follow me on socials and check out mutecomedian.com.
I have merch.
If you get confused about which handicapped guy is me, I'm the one who doesn't talk like he's masturbating with the hand in his pocket.