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Rick Glassman

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
798 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

The trick is cleaning your clothes, making sure they dry properly, and showering. And by the way, I'm not even saying shower every day. But if you sweat or if you shower. Sure. Anyway. Would adults come in and play with you? Yeah, there was kids to adults. Pedophiles. Whoa. And everybody was part of the same thing. There's a similar feeling I had when I first moved to L.A. I played basketball.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

The trick is cleaning your clothes, making sure they dry properly, and showering. And by the way, I'm not even saying shower every day. But if you sweat or if you shower. Sure. Anyway. Would adults come in and play with you? Yeah, there was kids to adults. Pedophiles. Whoa. And everybody was part of the same thing. There's a similar feeling I had when I first moved to L.A. I played basketball.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

The trick is cleaning your clothes, making sure they dry properly, and showering. And by the way, I'm not even saying shower every day. But if you sweat or if you shower. Sure. Anyway. Would adults come in and play with you? Yeah, there was kids to adults. Pedophiles. Whoa. And everybody was part of the same thing. There's a similar feeling I had when I first moved to L.A. I played basketball.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And I got into some basketball games with some comics. I remember one of the first comics that I remember being like, cool, was Steve Renazzisi. I never met him before. Sure. And I was a fan of the league. I'm like, this is awesome. Yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And I got into some basketball games with some comics. I remember one of the first comics that I remember being like, cool, was Steve Renazzisi. I never met him before. Sure. And I was a fan of the league. I'm like, this is awesome. Yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And I got into some basketball games with some comics. I remember one of the first comics that I remember being like, cool, was Steve Renazzisi. I never met him before. Sure. And I was a fan of the league. I'm like, this is awesome. Yeah.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

But when you're playing basketball with these guys, it's like it's about the basketball, not about how much, you know, if you're a headliner or an open-mic type of thing. Of course. And that's the analogy I have for going and playing Friday Night Magic. You're all equal. You can be 17 or you can be 45. You're all losers. And how are you? You know? And some of you smell. Some of you smell.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

But when you're playing basketball with these guys, it's like it's about the basketball, not about how much, you know, if you're a headliner or an open-mic type of thing. Of course. And that's the analogy I have for going and playing Friday Night Magic. You're all equal. You can be 17 or you can be 45. You're all losers. And how are you? You know? And some of you smell. Some of you smell.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

But when you're playing basketball with these guys, it's like it's about the basketball, not about how much, you know, if you're a headliner or an open-mic type of thing. Of course. And that's the analogy I have for going and playing Friday Night Magic. You're all equal. You can be 17 or you can be 45. You're all losers. And how are you? You know? And some of you smell. Some of you smell.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

But losers to the people looking in the window. In there, it really is a cool community. And when I moved out to L.A., I would play at a card store in Studio City.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

But losers to the people looking in the window. In there, it really is a cool community. And when I moved out to L.A., I would play at a card store in Studio City.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

But losers to the people looking in the window. In there, it really is a cool community. And when I moved out to L.A., I would play at a card store in Studio City.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

Yeah, and it was sanctioned tournament play. So, like, you were nationally ranked. That makes it better. I thought this was amateur shit. You're talking sanctioned? Well, it's not sanctioned like you're a pro. Rich, I don't care. And then after, that was every Sunday. And after, we would go across the street to Panda Express. And this might be one of your garbage, literally.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

Yeah, and it was sanctioned tournament play. So, like, you were nationally ranked. That makes it better. I thought this was amateur shit. You're talking sanctioned? Well, it's not sanctioned like you're a pro. Rich, I don't care. And then after, that was every Sunday. And after, we would go across the street to Panda Express. And this might be one of your garbage, literally.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

Yeah, and it was sanctioned tournament play. So, like, you were nationally ranked. That makes it better. I thought this was amateur shit. You're talking sanctioned? Well, it's not sanctioned like you're a pro. Rich, I don't care. And then after, that was every Sunday. And after, we would go across the street to Panda Express. And this might be one of your garbage, literally.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And at Panda Express receipts, at least back in the day, if you fill out the... The survey, you call the number, you fill out the survey. You get a free entree with the purchase of another entree. So I would ask people if I could have the receipt when I would go. And sometimes I would look if there was any receipts in the top of the garbage.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And at Panda Express receipts, at least back in the day, if you fill out the... The survey, you call the number, you fill out the survey. You get a free entree with the purchase of another entree. So I would ask people if I could have the receipt when I would go. And sometimes I would look if there was any receipts in the top of the garbage.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And at Panda Express receipts, at least back in the day, if you fill out the... The survey, you call the number, you fill out the survey. You get a free entree with the purchase of another entree. So I would ask people if I could have the receipt when I would go. And sometimes I would look if there was any receipts in the top of the garbage.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And I would take a receipt from the garbage and I would just do the survey. So I would get an entree with two sides and a free entree. And I would play my magic. I would get Panda Express. Dude, it was โ€“ to be young.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And I would take a receipt from the garbage and I would just do the survey. So I would get an entree with two sides and a free entree. And I would play my magic. I would get Panda Express. Dude, it was โ€“ to be young.