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Rick Glassman

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
798 total appearances

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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

You know, like, would they really want to go out with me? If they do, are they doing this to, like, make fun about me to their friends behind my back? Like, I didn't trust that they wouldโ€” It's not a rom-com. Why would they like me? I had some experiences. Okay. But anyway.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

You know, like, would they really want to go out with me? If they do, are they doing this to, like, make fun about me to their friends behind my back? Like, I didn't trust that they wouldโ€” It's not a rom-com. Why would they like me? I had some experiences. Okay. But anyway.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

You know, like, would they really want to go out with me? If they do, are they doing this to, like, make fun about me to their friends behind my back? Like, I didn't trust that they wouldโ€” It's not a rom-com. Why would they like me? I had some experiences. Okay. But anyway.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

The reason I say this is it was that moment. It was just some decision I made because I was like. I masturbated to these people. And now one of them is like, you will masturbate to me? And now that moment, there's two moments in my life that I can remember where I became more confident in some type of sexual way. That was one where that happened. I'm like, oh, maybe girls do like me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

The reason I say this is it was that moment. It was just some decision I made because I was like. I masturbated to these people. And now one of them is like, you will masturbate to me? And now that moment, there's two moments in my life that I can remember where I became more confident in some type of sexual way. That was one where that happened. I'm like, oh, maybe girls do like me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

The reason I say this is it was that moment. It was just some decision I made because I was like. I masturbated to these people. And now one of them is like, you will masturbate to me? And now that moment, there's two moments in my life that I can remember where I became more confident in some type of sexual way. That was one where that happened. I'm like, oh, maybe girls do like me.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

Maybe if they say they like me, they mean it. And I got a little bit more confident. And another one was when I was โ€“ I didn't get chest hair until college. And then I got chest hair. And that was like an awakening for you. I didn't think anything of it. I just got some chest hair.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

Maybe if they say they like me, they mean it. And I got a little bit more confident. And another one was when I was โ€“ I didn't get chest hair until college. And then I got chest hair. And that was like an awakening for you. I didn't think anything of it. I just got some chest hair.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

Maybe if they say they like me, they mean it. And I got a little bit more confident. And another one was when I was โ€“ I didn't get chest hair until college. And then I got chest hair. And that was like an awakening for you. I didn't think anything of it. I just got some chest hair.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And then I was dating a girl in college who went to a different college, and I went to her dorm, and the guys and the girls were on the same floor, separate wing. So I took a shower down the hall, and then I walked back to her room with a towel around my waist, but not covering my torso. Get the chest hair out. And she goes, get in the room. You have so much chest hair.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And then I was dating a girl in college who went to a different college, and I went to her dorm, and the guys and the girls were on the same floor, separate wing. So I took a shower down the hall, and then I walked back to her room with a towel around my waist, but not covering my torso. Get the chest hair out. And she goes, get in the room. You have so much chest hair.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And then I was dating a girl in college who went to a different college, and I went to her dorm, and the guys and the girls were on the same floor, separate wing. So I took a shower down the hall, and then I walked back to her room with a towel around my waist, but not covering my torso. Get the chest hair out. And she goes, get in the room. You have so much chest hair.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And it, like, that fucked me up for years. Oh, I thought you would have taken confidence in that. No, she was, like, tied. And I'm like, oh, is this should I be embarrassed? And I didn't even have a choice. The answer was yes.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And it, like, that fucked me up for years. Oh, I thought you would have taken confidence in that. No, she was, like, tied. And I'm like, oh, is this should I be embarrassed? And I didn't even have a choice. The answer was yes.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

And it, like, that fucked me up for years. Oh, I thought you would have taken confidence in that. No, she was, like, tied. And I'm like, oh, is this should I be embarrassed? And I didn't even have a choice. The answer was yes.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

So I embarrassed her. I was embarrassed. And for years, like even swimming, I didn't want to take my shirt off. I was so embarrassed about my chest hair until I saw Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, which is why in those Tysa cards, I'm Wolverine. because I saw Hugh Jackman, and he had chest hair, and he doesn't have the same body I have. But I was like, he looks cool. Maybe hair is okay.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
Rick Glassman Returns!

So I embarrassed her. I was embarrassed. And for years, like even swimming, I didn't want to take my shirt off. I was so embarrassed about my chest hair until I saw Hugh Jackman as Wolverine, which is why in those Tysa cards, I'm Wolverine. because I saw Hugh Jackman, and he had chest hair, and he doesn't have the same body I have. But I was like, he looks cool. Maybe hair is okay.