Rick Glassman

And I feel that way

I recognize it right now.

I'm not worried by this, but you and I have made a commitment to talk for 60 to 120 minutes.

And whether or not you think this is going well, you're going to continue.

But it's not a worry.

It's just an awareness of it.

So it is what it is.

By knowing that I'll never know the answer to it.

Well, if you ask, you would.

Whatever you tell me, because I don't know you yet, and we're still fucking with condoms, I don't know if you'll be telling me the truth.

Are you wanting to, as the host of this show, manage my expectations and feelings to get what you believe is the best out of me?

That's a direct analogy to the not having sex with somebody until you feel safe enough to be able to tell them

I have performance anxiety.

You know, I mean, that's a more insecure example of it.

But yeah, what you're saying is who's your best friend is a hard thing to answer, but who do you feel safest with isn't.

And that's, I mean, I know I've said this as jokes, but that's really, and I don't mean this directly literally, but like people who grew up watching The Simpsons,

It's not just watching The Simpsons.

But really, really, I really, there's two things, there's two like tests.

You don't need to pass either of them, but it's valuable information.

And it's not just people that watch The Simpsons, it's people that chose to.