Rick Glassman

They like this type of humor.

People that think farting is funny and people who watch The Simpsons, I think are genuinely nice, innocent people.

Okay.

When people don't think farting is funny...

There may be some trauma.

I know that there are.

I have some female friends that have issues with the way that their mom receives them and they need to be beautiful.

They need to be a certain thing that the mother believes is what makes a woman.

Bummer.

Pun not intended.

However, when you think it's just gross or whatever, and yeah, of course it's gross.

I'm not saying do you think farting is something that you want me to be doing on your face all the time.

I'm asking if you think it's funny.

And if you don't think it's funny, I know that we're not compatible.

I know it.

You know what?

To be a little bit more fair, you don't have to think farting is funny.

I've never been in, and this wasn't a conscious choice, I've never been in a relationship with somebody who didn't laugh at farts.

I don't think that's a coincidence.

But it's not that you don't think farting is funny as much as if you think farting is gross.