Rick Glassman
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And if you don't think it's funny, I know that we're not compatible.
I know it.
You know what?
To be a little bit more fair, you don't have to think farting is funny.
I've never been in, and this wasn't a conscious choice, I've never been in a relationship with somebody who didn't laugh at farts.
I don't think that's a coincidence.
But it's not that you don't think farting is funny as much as if you think farting is gross.
Like if we're sitting around and I have to go to the bathroom to fart, I'll get 40,000 steps a day.
You know, what do you want?
Are you a big farter?
Exactly.
And whatever your baseline is, come on over.
Just change your clothes and sit on a blanket.
Whatever you fart, if you fart 10 times.
If you pulled off your pants and farted, I would say, well, you fart on the blanket.
It's coughing in a mask.
I consider underpants and pants.
I've been saying it for weeks.
Yeah.
It's my merch, actually.