Rick Ingram
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Podcast Appearances
The one that black guys have in the shower, that's it.
Can I make one suggestion from a professional comedian to you?
You got to close with the dick, okay?
You can't open with it, because I can't stop looking at your dick.
I'm all teeth, but I got it in.
There's no party this guy isn't the king of, goddammit.
You need to lose the joke.
Just talk about your dick.
Everyone has dick jokes, right?
We all have dick jokes.
It's such a staple of comedy.
And you have the best dick jokes ever because you have that thing.
Fake dick, hair, reels, a date.
If there was ever a time to travel to Africa for plastic surgery, I don't know if I'd go to Mexico.
It's actually been quite good.
Give us 33 more reasons why she left you.
You're really unwinding.